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Welcome, yo. The space you're currently looking at used to contain a big wall of text about how I changed layout and would probably forget about the site for another five years once that was done. However, some time has passed and I'm still updating it semi-regularly (the same can't be said for the rest of the staff, though!) so I figured it was time to change it into something more suiting and perhaps more permanent.
So, what the hell have you stumbled across? Chances are you're just some poor fuck who's been forced to come here (probably by me) or you've been stupid enough to follow the advice of a school wall poster. If neither of those are true, you've probably already left by now (Google Analytics show that most of you people don't make it past the index page, you motherfuckers). Anyway! It mostly consists of obscure and offensive comedy (of the boring kind), video games, the The Green Shell web comic, the OMG Hair web comic, and other random, and most likely nerdy, crap.
If you've managed to get this far in the reading, and you don't belong to the very small group of people who actually come here on a regular basis, at least click on one of the three image links to the right and improve my numbers. I like numbers. Or, just leave the site and never come back to prevent improving my numbers, because you're a griefing, dirty, pathetic gnome rogue.
If you do belong to the small group of semi-regular visitors, then you may want to head off to the News section to make sure you haven't missed any exciting fun that's been added over the last few days.
"I only come to this site to laugh at how pathetic it is, so stop trying to boss me around. It's not my fault people hate you and your half-assed attempt at being creative."
I disagree. I think it is your fault that people hate me. And everyone knows my half-assed attempt at being creative has been a massive success--just ask Comp, he'd agree and support me whole-heartedly.
"Who the fuck is Comp?"
That's what they all say.
//Benny
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