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Klimp.dk
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Welcome, yo. The space you're currently looking at used to contain a big wall of text about how I changed layout and would probably forget about the site for another five years once that was done. However, some time has passed and I'm still updating it semi-regularly (the same can't be said for the rest of the staff, though!) so I figured it was time to change it into something more suiting and perhaps more permanent.
So, what the hell have you stumbled across? Chances are you're just some poor fuck who's been forced to come here (probably by me) or you've been stupid enough to follow the advice of a school wall poster. If neither of those are true, you've probably already left by now (Google Analytics show that most of you people don't make it past the index page, you motherfuckers). Anyway! It mostly consists of obscure and offensive comedy (of the boring kind), video games, the OMG Hair web comic, and other random, and most likely nerdy, crap.
If you've managed to get this far in the reading, and you don't belong to the very small group of people who actually come here on a regular basis, at least click on one of the three image links to the right and improve my numbers. I like numbers. Or, just leave the site and never come back to prevent improving my numbers, because you're a griefing, dirty, pathetic gnome rogue.
If you do belong to the small group of semi-regular visitors, then you may want to head off to the News section to make sure you haven't missed any exciting fun that's been added over the last few days.
"I only come to this site to laugh at how pathetic it is, so stop trying to boss me around. It's not my fault people hate you and your half-assed attempt at being creative."
I disagree. I think it is your fault that people hate me. And everyone knows my half-assed attempt at being creative has been a massive success--just ask Comp, he'd agree and support me whole-heartedly.
"Who the fuck is Comp?"
That's what they all say.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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January 22, 2010 - 19:44 GMT - Benny
Correction! There is something Windows 7 seems to do better than Vista that's actually noticeable on this computer, and that's Fraps. For some reason, when I used Fraps on Vista, things just go stupid. But it seems to be fine here. Although I am disappointed that filming in 1960x1220, or whatever it is, in Dalaran pushed me down from 49 FPS to 1-5 (those exact numbers change every time I tell anyone about this, by the way). But eh, it seems to flow fine at 35 FPS in non-crowded areas. I still need to give it a shot while killing stuff in a big old-continent city.January 22, 2010 - 19:38 GMT - Benny
I just realised it's almost been a year since I made this new version of the awesomeness that is Klimp.dk. Seriously, I thought it might've been around July last year. That's weird.
Anyway, I just UPGRADED (everyone seems to love giving me shit for that) from Vista Home to Windows 7. The first day or so, I was really disappointed as it seemed to just be shit. Ugly (more so than Vista), programs were all choppy for a minute or so after having been started, and all these small things just pissed me off (such as my fan apparently thinking that my computer is going to explode when I use the mouse scroll while reading forums, while running around in WoW on 170 frames per second is perfectly fine). Not to mention the annoying task bar that keeps moving shit around and having to RIGHT-CLICK to open more instances of Notepad. Anyway, these things aside, I quite like it. I mean, I notice no difference compared to Vista, just that they made the taskbar more annoying. Well, I guess as my computer ages it might stay faster or something, but for now it already is FLASHFAST.
ANYWAY! That's not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that for the first time ever I might be considering to change from IE. It's not because of what any person has told me, but because of what IE itself has said. Whenever I look at Klimp.dk, the tab is coloured in some horrible shade of green and I never knew why. Then I saw this little broken document icon by the address bar and clicked it. Apparently I have designed Klimp.dk to work with an older browser. Fuck you, IE! I'll have you know Klimp.dk is state-of-the-art HTML+ASP bastard child of Notepad technology and apparently far too advanced for you! Bitch. September 17, 2009 - 22:32 BST - Benny
Oh dear god no! The Main link in the CLotW sub menu linked to Comp's Crypt! But don't worry, I fixed it.
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