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Final Fantasy VI
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Long ago, the War of the Magi reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and magic simply ceased to exist. 1000 years have passed...
Iron, gunpowder, and steam engines have been rediscovered, and high technology reigns...
But there are some who would enslave the world by reviving the dread destructive force known as "magic."
Can it be that those in power are on the verge of repeating a senseless and deadly mistake?
I know what you're thinking. They made a video game about the Dubya years? But you're an idiot since George Bush used tanks and fighter jets...not magic. No, this is the story of Final Fantasy VI. And also III. This is a story about violence. About magic. About pre-marital, interspecies sex and how it can lead to unexpected consequences like THE END OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD! This is the story of a rag-tag bunch of losers from an internet clan once called the Followers of Malkav, and how they can save us from the evils of THE EMPIRE!
Intro
Page One
//Complicated
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny
Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*
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