I was searching for "Glown" on google, because I'm a loser and I LOVE ME, GLOWN MELBBY!!! Anyway, apparently there is/was some type of messaging service called Glown (Get Lots Of Web Notes, I think). The site for that didn't work, but I found a few personal home pages with links to it. ONE OF THEM BEING THIS ONE. THIS ONE BEING ALISHA'S RANDOM PAGE! ALISHA BEING LEGALLY RETARDED!
The first thing I noticed upon loading this page was the ad banners at the top. BUT ON FURTHER INSPECTION I DISCOVERED THAT THESE WEREN'T AD BANNERS. I also discovered that the Great Eesha ownz (French for "owns") the world. This came as a surprise to me.
Past a bunch of these annoying freely-generated logos (and a star in memory of Mr.Rogers:'( ), you find a little website menu and a list of random URLs. No descriptions or anything.
I was pissed to find out that powergothgirls.com isn't a porn site. Being pissed makes me a sad non-Swede. :( :( :( :( : ( :( :( :( : (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: Ooops, my sad faces became backwards smiles! Hooray for mood swings and emoticoticons!
Some more animated GIFs, a text box, and a photo of Alisha! Are what you get. OOOOOPS, I MESS UP SENTENCE AGAIN (IGEN [AGAIN])!!!!!
Then you see a flash animation (exported as a GIF. TOTELLY LAME) called "Jp's masterpiece." No wait, it's called "Death," but it is Jp's masterpiece (Not his slavepiece, as you were probably thinking). But right next to that is a little bit of INTELLAGINCE from the own(z)er of the world herself, Al'Eesha:
Hey, just to let everyone know, and clue you in I'm in full support of "Freedom Fries", as dumb-sounds as it sounds. The United States has decided to boycott anything French, because they will not support us in the war; so from now on order "Freedom Fries", and order them with pride! Go USA!!!
. . . Finally, I can order my fast food with pride! I could never be proud of asking for FRENCH fries! But now that they're Freedom Fries (as dumb-sounds as that sounds), it's a whole 'nother story!! Go USA, and Go Alisha!!!!!
Please be careful though, this is not a joke. Our nation, the United States of America has been put on a high terrorist alert; although all threatened areas are secured. Once again, good look to all the soldiers, we're praying for you! Especially my family, and friends who have joined in the war. Saddam, I'm not sorry, but you're done for.
Yes, I'll be praying for her family . . . TO KILL THEIR DAUGHTER MWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I AM FUNNAYER THAN TYOU!!!!
I don't feel like describing the other pages so you'd have no reason to visit the site, so go! And read about the things that bother Alisha! Like people who bite their nails and people who won't admit that they're tired! Go, my friends! Go!
But don't click on the "KICK @$$ SITE!!!!!!funny" link, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ALICIA'S whatever-lameass-site-that-is account.
I find it odd that she has a link to Maddox's "greatest page in the universe," considering that ALISHA'S RANDOM PAGE is the "best website ever." And also considering that she's fucking retarded and probably gets offended by Maddox's ass-kicking MSPaint pictures. God, if I could MSPaint like he does, I'd end up killing everyone for some odd reason. madox rulz , even tho he eat meat wut a fagget!!
the worst is when you're sleeping, you just got to bed at 1am and at 2am they come in and "meow! meow! meow! ... go away! ... meow! meow meow! ... shut up!! ... meow! meow! meow! ... omigod! it 2 in the morning what are you screaming about?!?! ... meow! meow! meow!" <theres my example of me and my cats.....
//Marshall
