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I'm searching my head in lame attempts to remember why I even sat down to think of how to describe this site. This horrifying piece of HTML is one of the worst things I have ever seen. This kid's parents can't be human. His real parents must've got the wrong baby at the hospital, instead of this thing they brought home a wastebasket or something.
The first thing I noticed was a huge white space. Then an even bigger red font. Then a piece of marquee text.
Seriously, why do I even try to describe this? This kid has beaten Pokémon ten times, he says. What he probably doesn't mention is that the Pokémon game beat him like one hundred and ten times. In the head. With a truck.
After seeing the brutally slaughtered front page, I decided to try to find the menu. After a couple of seconds I managed to do so. Blue links, white background, framed by a yellow boarder. And under it; "This Site Made By: Web Master LinX" We all agree on the master part, master. Anyway, I clicked the picture-link to see if he at least had a decent picture gallery. He didn't. Then I ventured on into the world of darkness. A very bright world of darkness, I must say. I found the GameBoy Games page. He's apparently planning on making a HUGE FAQ about GameBoy games. He better hurry before someone finds his page and kills him. If I knew where the idiot lived, I'd kill him myself. And I'd do it slowly. With a pencil. Not stabbing, but beating.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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