Complicated was bored and wanted an idiotic survey to fill out for some equally idiotic reason. When searching for one, he stumbled across a site that shows what happens if you let your daughter grow up listening to female comedians -- she'll become a man-hating, hairy lesbian.
The society of man-hating, hairy lesbians have all gone together and formed a site where they can spew out their hatred towards the men they aren't attracted to and let straight, gum-chewing, 14-year-old blondes, who lost their virginity at an age of 9, join them with their own stories about how the five guys they fucked that one Tuesday evening didn't call back. This site would be evidence number 437,028 why women are complete fucking idiots.
Comp: Haha
Comp: Somehow I ended up at www.man-haters.com
Benny: Haha.
Benny: Hairy lesbians?
Comp: The Internet site for and by bitter lesbians.
Comp: Damn you for beating me to the lesbian joke.
Benny's Views on Manhaters.com
The first thing I noticed as I clicked the link Comp so gladly gave to me was that the layout was fairly nice for being put together by a narrowminded, over-weight, 30-year-old whose arm-hair keeps getting stuck under her nails as she tries to type. But as these moronic bitches should know, it's not the outside that counts!
To go through the index-page, it starts with a logo where a slut in Hell is holding up a guy on a pitch fork. This actually shows the true nature of women. If men are so bad, shouldn't it be the other way around, dumb-asses? In the corner of the logo, the illiterate phrase "Research + Rate B4 U Date" is shown. I'm surprised they didn't spell it "d8" instead of "date."
After spending some time staring at the idiotic logo, I started reading.
Welcome to Manhaters.com. Manhaters.com was created to help avoid wasting time dating Losers. If only there were a way you could talk to their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, or ex-mistresses BEFORE you got involved with a cheater, an abuser, a lazy couch potato, or someone who is simply just a user. It is time for men to take responsibility for their actions and that's why this website was created.
Is there really anything to do rather than laughing at this moron's brain-washed view on life? Where the fuck does she pick up guys, the local Whore/Crack House? And ex-wives? If the guy is such an ass hole, then the girl must just be fucking retarded not to be able to notice it until she's married. Do the world (me) a favour, and instead of making a site, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun. Twice.
Women are idiots. They claim to want to be equal to men, but they talk about themselves as superior. After thousands and thousands of years of evolution, don't you think we would be equal if you idiots weren't what I just stated -- idiots? Hell, you're worse than us at everything. You'd think that it just came to the body, athletic stuff. But Hell, why don't we mix men and women in other sports, then? Such as snooker, pool, chess, or anything else that doesn't require muscles (which women lack because they're weak and not meant to work). But no, men are better than them at anything that has to do with dexterity or wits. Sure, some women are better than some men. But the elite and the better average always consists of men. Do you think this is a fucking coincidence? Women are good at cleaning and being sluts.
Before the women who reads this start sending me hate-mail, let me point out that there are exceptions. Some women actually have the IQ not to be complete morons, but most of them still succeed at getting laid 45 times in a week and then claim that they got raped. If you walk around showing your breasts and ass off in tight, revealing clothes, don't be surprised if guys look at them. Personally, I wear spikes, make-up, chains, and all black clothes. People stare and talk behind my back all the time, but I don't put my pathetic ass down on a chair to make a Non-Goth-Haters community.
On the site, they also have stupid polls. The current one being "Has your guy ever cheated on you?" 47% says "Yes, I caught him red-handed." Yeah, because guys are the only ones who cheat. Out of personal experience, both sexes cheat equally much because they're equally idiotic and dumb. If you go out to get drunk every damned weekend with your slut-friends, and fuck around with everyone you see, don't expect the guy you meet at the same place to be any different than you, dumb-ass. And get your head out of your lesbian ass and realise that you're just as much of a fucking moron.
Anyway, on with the site. After this pathetic poll-check, I went along to the forums. To log on, however, I had to sign up my own Man-Hating account. So I did; -_hair is not wrong_-.
The first topic I come accross is this:
My man that I have been dating just over a year is a one minute man, and I am not being extra when I say that. This is how it goes we are in bed and then he will play with my niples a bit and then put his dick in and before I know it he comes. My man is not old he is just 27 years old and I am 20... I just don't feel like has has been trying to please me sexually now a days ( should I dump him or keep him???) I would apprecite you advice guys-- Thanks!!
by the way who can give some secret tips on giving head--I dont mean to be nasty but I am not thatexperienced when it comes to that and I want to know that I am doing it right. Thank alot guys...
What the Hell? Yeah, hate men! They don't talk about how bad you are in bed, so they must be horrible creatures! You, on the other hand, is the saintly woman who is so nice to him and has sex with him then goes off to a forum and talks about how fast he is in bed and wonders whether or not you should dump him. Way to go, fuck-head. And to end the topic, you ask how to give head. Moron. If you were so fucking godly as you women claim to be, you would know that. How hard is it? Suck the cock and try not to crush the testicles while doing so.
Here is one of the replies to the topic I just showed you:
Alot of young guys think when their having sex that their doing it right. That's why they say alot of older men are better lovers...also they've had a caring women teach them how to please.
First of all, learn grammar, slut. Second of all, they've had a caring woman teach them how to have sex? Fuck off, dumb-ass, they've had a slut like you to fuck apart until they notice how to make you scream louder.
Seriously, the people at that site are complete idiots. I would also like to point out that the name of that forum is "GUYS SUCK." Anyway, back to how fucking retarded those people are. What makes them any better at relationships and/or love than men, other than the fact that they make a community where they can talk behind their partners' backs?
To test the forums, I posted my own topic about how much guys suck:
i was on a party bout 2 weeks ago n i met a guy (wholl remane anonymus)........we started talkin n stuff n i woz fukkin bored so i agreed on takin a walk wid him.... we stopped at diz pub n he bought me a drink n woz very sweet n stuff....he was really nice n funny n i felt dat i cud trust him u no so i asked if he wanted 2 come 2 my place n watch a movie or summit..
he said ya sure dat sounds like fun n we went home 2 me......after watchin a movie (american pie wedding) he got closer 2 me in da couch n after talkina bit he put his arm round me.....den we started kissin n i cud tell he wanted more.....
i usually dont sleep wid guys on da first d8 but hje seems 2 b soooo sweet so id di newayz...now i totaly regret dat tho....at 3 o summit he said he had 2 go n we xchanged phone numbers n stuff...den he said "can i call u 2morro?" i said "ya :)" den he went home........but i havent herd from him since!!!!!!!!1 its like he just acted nice n all to get in my panz!!!! wtf i h8 guyz!!!1 i fout he was real nice 2 u no!!! god dam im so pissd off at him rite now!!!!1 its been more den 10 days n he still hasnt called WTF sry jus had 2 vent
*love* (2 women)
I wrote this about 30 minutes ago, but it's still on top of the forum with 0 views. Hell, even my message board is more active than this, you cunt-loving morons. Well, I'll give it some more time and come back to it later in this hate-rant.
As I waited for a reply to my fake-topic, I went along and read some more posts. I found a topic about anal sex, and apparently the guy with the super-fast weakling-sperm also fucked his girlfriend in the ass without asking first. Here is one of the replies to that topic:
TRY NOT TO MAKE IT A HABBIT OR TRY NOT TO DO IT IF YOU DID NOT LIKE IT.HE MIGHT THINK DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU AFTER LETING HIM DO THAT.BESIDES ITS WHAT EVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.MAKE SURE YOUR THE ONE BEING SATISFIED AND FEELING GOOD AND IF NOT DROP HIM LIKE A ROACH.
What would she care if he feels different about her if she still just uses him for good sex, idiot? I thought men were the users, not you perfect women. And for God's sake, press Caps Lock, dumb-ass.
Another half-hour and still no reply to my topic. Fuck this, on with Comp's part. Although he all of a sudden got too lazy to write one out, so I'll just copy and past things he said in the IM chat.
Comp's Views on Manhaters.com
Comp: HAS UR MAN EVR CHEETED ON U!
Benny: YA
Comp: DID U DEN STAB HIM THRU CHES WIT PITCHF4K?
Comp: haha this site apparently keeps track of the relationship history of all men!
Comp: THEY LIKE GAY MEN THOUGH!
Comp: Man this site is insane.
Benny: Haha.
Comp: Even when they're trying to put things that aren't horrible to men, they still work at fucking with your mind.
Benny: Fuck. I need an active e-mail. Haha.
Comp: Like you can't ever trust men, and you just don't know they're doing stuff.
Comp: IM TRYN 2 FIND OUT HOW 2 NO HOW MY MAN IS CHEETIN ON ME
Benny: Hahaha.
Comp: I h8 gyes 2 :-(
Benny: :-(
Comp: IM SRY U GOT PLAYD :-(
Benny: ty sweety!!!1 XXX
Comp: Man, these people fucking suck.
//Benny & Complicated
