Yay! A web site made as a tribute to the Titanic movie . . . uploaded to Geocities! "This looks promising," was the first thought that ran through my head as I entered this site with an annoyingly stupid name.
The first thing I noticed was a crap-quality-multi-coloured-JPEG-background consisting of several pictures with totally different colour-schemes. Eye-pain! Whoever chose this background must be retarded, blind, crippled, and severely beaten a couple of times per day. Or maybe just Turkish? Then this "person" went on to the actual site. Three rows of text, then a plea for guestbook signatures. And did I mention that those three lines were in Times New Roman?
Seeing as how the scrollbar is of idiotic standards (extremely fucking long, and not due to text, but to pictures on pictures on pictures), I decide to use the little wheel on the mouse and scroll down. Six broken pictures later, I arrive at the update-section. The update section speaks of some award winner and then a little link. I felt brave and clicked the link; "Sorry, the page you requested was not found. " I see.
I scroll down a bit more. Yay! Sitemap! It's built up out of 15 horrible JPEG images with background colours that make the little title-thing barely visible. I see a link called "Webpage Awards." The mere thought of awards for this site makes me sick. Unless it's one of those good rewards -- "Okay, we will end your misery by torturing you to death, stupid retarded idiot."
The "Web Page Award" section has a black background with some lilac-ish font-colour. Yeah, way to go sticking to one colour-scheme, idiot. Here, you can get your site promoted. I would like to meet the person who would even consider clicking a link on this web site. And then I would like to kill that person.
Back to the main page, and I click on another link: "Awards I Have Won." Another one of those multi-coloured retard-backgrounds. Yay! What the fucking Hell is wrong with the author of this pathetic excuse of cyber space?
Apparently, this idiot has won eight awards. All seem to be from equally retarded friends. "Bini's Award for Page Excellence," "Sanna & Robert's Award for Page Excellence," "This site has won Chris's 'Ship of Dreams' award," "Rhonda's Titanic Award of Excellence," and so on. Here we have a perfect reason to legalize genocide.
I go back to the main page and scroll down some more. I'm almost at the middle of the site now, and I have reached the section where this idiot has decided to promote her equally dumb-ass excuse of a web site. This link goes to her Dawson's Creek site . . . . I have now reached the peak of my idiot-tolerance-for-a-day metre, and I decide to hit the X in the corner without scrolling down further.
And people wonder why I want to exterminate the human race?