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Ugh. Nothing tingles my crappy link sense like immediately seeing pictures of Dennis Rodman and "M&M." Of course I then notice the picture of the stupid looking white guy in Calvin Klein clothes doing what I believe is supposed to be a "gangsta pose." Yeah, you can tell this link is gonna be great already HUH!?!
So what happens if you click on the picture of the owner of this site...you get his biography. Time to see what kind of idiot would make a site like this huh? I should have seen this one coming...he's from the fucking Netherlands. Only they could come up with something like this. And in case you're curious, his favorite "actriss" is Alicia Silverstone...and he also happens to be "Moslim." And if that's not the Dutch spelling for "Muslim," then he's probably doomed to end up in whatever his religion's version of Hell is. If this web site isn't already the nail in his coffin anyway.
So I continue on, clicking on the link to his family gallery. Admittingly, I'm interested to see if this kid's the product of incest. So imagine my surprise (end sarcasm) when I find out this leads to the "Babe of the month" feature. Thankfully, this part of the site is still under construction, so there's no picture of his mom naked. And yes, I'm extremely glad I'm not Dutch right now.
So I click back to the main page, and scowl at the lightning background he so cleverly uses (God, I love geocities). Bypassing the Dr. Dre and M&M gallery, I look through the "HOT LINKS" to see what kind of sites this guy likes. One of those sites being rapboard.com. Somehow, I'm not surprised an incest-loving Dutch person spends his freetime at rapboard. And yeah, there's more, like a guestbook that doesn't work...but I'm not even sure I can stomach this anymore now that the Giants have lost again. Time to hang myself.
//Complicated
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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