Okay, the site that got the "award" of week 7 is Legendary Symphony's OFFICIAL web site. This article-about-the-crappy-link-of-the-week thing is brand new, previously we just added the link, so Marshall and I decided to write the first part together. We did so in an AIM conversation. Here is our EXCITING discussion about the Legendary Symphony site:
Marshall: [click here for image]
Benny: Haha
Marshall: Haha, the guy on the far left and the guy on the far right look like they shouldn't be in the same band . . .
Well, the guy on the far left looks like he shouldn't be in a band at all, but . . .
Marshall: "The history of Legendary Simphony goes back to the formation of a hardcore band with Rubén (present singer of LS) at the guitar, Witok at 2nd guitar, Julio at the bass and Manolo at the battery. "
Benny: Simphony
Marshall: Battery?
Marshall: "the unexpected addition of a guitarrist, David, marks a new stage for the band. David promises to find the rest of the bandmembers in a month, and he succes, in a town 75 Km from Málaga named Alameda."
Marshall: legendary symphony rules
Marshall: 2 bad they only got 1 song
Benny: One that shouldn't even count as a RULING song. 'Cause it sucks.
Marshall: evan tho they been around since....
Marshall: since formation of a hardcore bend with Rubén at the guitar.
Marshall: Yes, since then.
Benny: Yeah, those were the days.
Marshall: Haha
Benny: Hmm . . . *Looks at the red CROSS HAIR, that's 100 % fantasy, against the green viking runes in the background, all covered in white Times New Roman text*
Marshall: Hahaha
Marshall: runes rule!!1
Benny: YAH!1!1
Benny: That PERSON, the bright one second from the left, is that a guy or a girl?
Marshall: Haha, I think that's the grrl.
Benny: Hmm . . . and for the bio page they deleted the green background and exchanged the colour of the TIMES NEW ROMAN TEXT for red. GENIUS.
Benny: lol i bet itz ugly kid 3rd from lefft woh desined site.....
Benny: n 2nd kid from left woh found fire-gif
Benny: Right after the hip guy to the far right turned down the RUNNING MOOSE GIF.
Marshall: Haha . . . I like how the cross hair crosses out the text . . . hair.
Marshall: Haha
Benny: Haha. And how it causes scroll-bars to appear when you point at the bottom of the page.
Marshall: Yeah scrollbars are nice . . . Especially horizontal ones in windows that you can't resize.
Marshall: I like the band members page. Because as we all know, South park style pictures really set the mood for fantasy-based songs.
Marshall: And speaking of the band members page, can you connect any of the people in the band member page picture to the one on top? I can for one and that's because it's not a man.
Benny: Hmm. Is the download section supposed to only contain a picture with crappy quality, a YELLOW text that says "Download:" ... "(4.88Mb)," a blue underlined link, and NO cross hair?
Marshall: Haha, yeah, they forgot the cross hair codes . . .
Benny: Haha. Yeah, South Park and huge speakers are as fantasy as you can get.
Benny: And so are gray scrollbars without a purpose.
Benny: DRAGON SLAYING SCROLLBARS, ONE MIGHT SAY.
Marshall: And Dark Lord Conquering South Park characters!
Benny: Haha. YES! Kenny, thee has to take thy ring to Mordor!
Benny: "Jose Mª
Batería
Fecha de nacimiento: 5/10/1985
Toca desde: 2001
Otras bandas: Ancelot
Comentarios:
No me importa que canción toquemos, lo que me importa es a que velocidad."
Oh, so THAT is English? *Remembers clicking the ugly, and incorrectly drawn, English flag*
Marshall: Hahaha, stupid flags.
Marshall: I like the graphics on the guestbook page.
Marshall: OMG SOMETHINGS LOOKIUN @ ME I BETTAR READ Itt
Benny: Haha. Yeah, the guest book rules. Especially how some parts of the eyes aren't clickable.
Benny: [click here for image]
Great. A sad fat kid with an upside down pentagram AND a cross . . . who's also Spanish and trying to do something in English.
Marshall: Haha, I like his arm accessories.
Benny: Haha, yeah. dat makes his sad faze luk so kewl
Benny: And only three of the South Park MALE figures' got long hair, and four of the male band members.
Marshall: SOMETHInG DONT ADD UP, SIMPHONYS!
Benny: Have you noticed how the cross hair goes behind some of the banners in the link section, and in front of other? I LOVE TEH CROSS HARE
Marshall: It's got a mind of it's own!
Marshall: The cross hair, I mean . . .
Benny: Haha. Yes
Marshall: I'm going to take a look at the Spanish version but now I have to wait for the "fade-in" effect on the main page to finish, what do they have it set to 5 minutes or something?
Benny: I've got to eat DINNER now. So I'll just gather all stuff about the LEGENDARY SYMPHONY site and put them together in an article when I get back. u shud finish pic wile im away LOL n u can add more stuff bout syte if u wnat LOL
Marshall: LOL k
Marshall: and rite out teh lyrics 2 song
Marshall: Ok, I just checked out the Spanish version. Same thing with more updates.
Due to the fact that I, Benny, had to get dinner, this is where the conversation ended. But to end this article, here is a picture of the band (made by Marshall) and the lyrics for the only song the band has ever made (possibly re-written by Marshall, we're not sure if he got it right):
Marshall's Illustraion of LS
Here are the lyrics to LS's smash hit, "The Warrior of Elgord." Or at least this is what I hear. You may be thinking that some of the words in the lyrics make no sense, but then you have to put it into perspective. They're writing fantasy material, they have to make up some words. Remember the controversy surrounding J.R.R. Tolkien's movie, The Lord of the Rings, and his use of "made-up" words? Well sometimes fantasy writers make up words and languages to more fit the world they're creating.
You may also be wondering why these Spaniards mentioned Revlon, that one company that produces cosmetics (that apparently doesn't exist in SVERIGE!).
Pronounced with English letter pronunciation, seeing as how I don't know other languages.
So get ready to sing along with the latest single from the legendary symphonic band "Legendary Symphony," because here are the lyrics!
Legendary Symphony - The Warrior of Elgord
Oooooooooooooooaaaaa!
[Man]
It's time to revenge my roberr
There mis tion on life san' handle me
Had to ga' gone away-ay-ay
When I han ninety say
Their blegron issan teeny screams anov pain
I will preform my venchen
They warriors of helgor mine tinen
I just weild my swor'
We enten nanga floor
My wheels si on ta' heevil
Vis lie to me hill
[Woman]
I'm not afrai-aid
I'm young but my heart is fray
Not even war
My soul is flying, my slor is this of love
[Both]
I will rest in the dref' of pain
I was there'll, have a son
In my hands lies a flame of fame
His we light be in my way
I will rest in the dref' of pain
I was there'll, have a son
In my hands lies a flame of fame
His we light be in my way
[Woman]
In da way
[Man]
Woooooooooooooooooah
When I stare I sight
I will proudly raise my haaaaaaaaaaaaaand
[Spoken]
My deloon
Is teren
Till we bock in hell
The warrior of revlon
Will men have failed
[Both]
I will rest in the dref' of pain
I was there'll, have a son
In my hands lies a flame of fame
His we light be in my way
I will rest in the dref' of pain
I was there'll, have a son
In my hands lies a flame of fame
His we light be in my way
//Benny & Marshall
