Cook's Assistant

  Rewards: Some Cooking EXP and 1 quest point

  This quest is best done when you first begin the game, because you begin the game in Lumbridge, which is where this quest begins, too (And if you have a brain, you'll never intentionally return to Lumbridge after that point). Anyway, head into the Lumbridge Castle (That big, castle-like building in Lumbridge . . . I know you may have missed that from the name "Lumbridge Castle"). Look around for a guy in a chef's hat on the first floor, he isn't hard to find, there are only two rooms and a hall. Talk to him! He will tell you of his crisis: He's missing the ingredients he needs to make a cake for the king! He's too busy wandering around the castle mindlessly to go out and find the ingredients himself, so you volunteer to do it for you. Grab the jug and the pot and head out to gather the goods. Flour, milk, and eggs.

  Leave the castle and follow the path northwest. Stop by the general store (oddly shaped building on the path just north of the castle) and pick up a bucket. If you don't have enough money for a bucket, about 2gp, murder goblins until you get some. Continue on the path northwest. You'll pass some stuff, a field of sheep, a field of cabbage, a small building with furnaces for smelting, etc. You will, eventually, come to a windmill next to a field of wheat. Pick a peice of wheat to get some grain, and then go into the windmill.

  Head to the third floor, stick your grain in the hopper, pull the little lever thing (Click on it!), and then head down to the first floor to receive your well-earned flour! You'll have to pick it up by using the pot on it. You now have your flour.

  (There is a cow field to the north of the windmill, you can go there or to the one I'm about to explain) Wander back towards the castle (HINT: Follow the path). On the way, if you pay any attention to the map, you should see a little dirt path and a bridge over the water. Cross it, it's quicker. If you continue to follow the dirt "path," you should hit the normal path right at the gate of a cow field. You brought that jug, right? Good. You don't need it. Ha! Use a bucket on a cow to milk it. Now you have milk and flour.

  Leave the cow pasture and follow the trail north a bit, there's a small fenced-in area with two buildings. Go in and pick up an egg. If there are no eggs on the ground, kill chickens until one of them drops one. Simple. Now, head back to the castle. If you forget how to get back to the castle, kill yourself. Give the stuff to the cook and receive a Quest Point and some cooking experience points. Hooray!

  Summary
  Ok, now I know that was quite a bit of text, just to explain the simplest quest in the game. So I'll cut you some slack and give you an abridged version:
  1. Buy/Find the following items: pot, bucket, grain, egg.
  2. Take the grain to the windmill (follow the path northwest from Lumbridge Castle) and leave with a pot of flour.
  3. Use your bucket on a cow to get milk.
  4. Take your pot o' flour, bucket o' milk, and egg o' egg to the cook in Lumbridge Castle.
  5. Get pissed off because you read this guide without realizing that there was a simple, four-point guide at the end.

  - by Vampyrichobo