MSPaint This page is presented in OSNC for your browsing displeasure (Old Shit New Comments). Images arranged in alphabetical order by filename, not chronologically! Have fun! A young American travels to Sweden and is greeted at the airport in classic Swedish fashion. If it means anything, I don't remember this one at all. One of many instances in which I'd just draw stupid things in hopes I'd get something I like. Not so much. I guess writing stupid things just kept me entertained. See what I mean? At one point I quit trying to make comics and just made single stupid pictures with nonsensical speech bubbles. This is some high school freshman stuff. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ok. I was excited because MSPaint hadn't worked in a few weeks and I fixed it! I don't know why I was congratulating that, but whatever, I was fifteen or sixteen. Forums need smilies, and I was up for the task! I don't know what happened to the rest of them, though. From here on out, prepare to see a lot of meaningless Swedish influence. This picture was made during the three days that "grent" existed. I found the SADD posters at school humorous. I don't know why a vampire got involved. This is what happens when somebody tells me to draw a picture in MSPaint when I don't really want to. I am a master of my craft. Notice the Swedish flag. They sleep... without pants? Looking back, I see I should have just made a circle of those guys. I think I was going to make a Blaster Master picture and this is as far as I got. I don't know. I really just don't fucking know sometimes. Ebba Gršn is a classic Swedish punk band and apparently also a big blue demon. OMGHair fan-art. The fact that I used "Hero Turtle" shows that this came about at the height of my Sweden-obsession. I recall that this is based on things I drew in class in freshman year of high school. Looks like I was trying something new. Looks like I was trying to be mysterious. I don't even think I got this when I made it. Christwhistle? Originally a stupid picture, I colored it and added the left side to use it for an element in a website design that never saw the light of daaaaaaaay! Needed a Livejournal icon in 2003 and this has served that purpose ever since. Part of a school project in which we had to invent something and make an advertisement for it. I made a website. More really fuckin' stupid Swedish nonsense. I drew this picture for somebody. Quickly. Whatever, the idea is still the same. An everyday occurrence for yours truly, back then. I made this as part of a "mspaint request" thread on a forum some time ago (2002/3). I guess I was sick of drawing Swedish music things. I think this was inspired by/ripping off South Park. No clue. Must have been a digital recreation of notebook doodles in freshman year. The sequel to Hattso! DUH. Things copied from many unfinished pictures into one big unfinished picture. The story of my life. Self-portrait, senior year. FUNNY DETAIL: the scab on my hand. more marginal doodles turned digital for some reason. Don't even goddamn ask. U no wot Im talking bout!! Stupid face, arbitrary Swedish band name-drop. Another self-portrait. Don't worry, the best self-portrait is yet to come. This one is old. I think this is the first thing after the moment I realized that stick figures were a waste of pixels. Imperiet is another Swedish band. Let's continue... The background is a blurred satellite image of Lake Ridge, VA. Another case of "I want to turn a song into a picture," and another case of a shitty idea. Now we're talking! I couldn't even draw the entire body of the werewolf that tore me apart! O.K. Only a small portion of this was done in Paint but I like it anyway. It's the album cover for a band I was planning on creating. Still not enough MSPaint atrocities? Well, there is a quick series of heroes/villians I drew one day in 2000/01, how about that? "Show me show me show me dat!" And if that is still not enough, there's 30 48x48 icons I made back then as well. Gimme gimme! glownmelby: index.