Episode 121 - +1 Intercept When Bled and Prevent 1 Damage Each Combat
Episode 120 - Hops Turn Blue at Dawn
Episode 119 - Multi-Penetration
Episode 118 - I HATE ANTI ALIASING!!!
Episode 117 - More Like Anti-SUCKIAS!
Episode 116 - FUCK WINDOWS 7 PAINT
Episode 115 - Fuck Windows 7 Paint
Episode 114 - Mmm!
Episode 113 - Dead is Cactus and Cactus is Back
Episode 112 - That's what God Said
Episode 111 - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW BENNY?
Episode 110 - A Real Friend, Unlike YOU
Episode 109 - It Tastes Like YOU
Episode 108 - The Beast Awakens
Episode 107 - I fucking hate illness
Episode 106 - The Billyix!
Episode 105 - The One with the Whore
Episode 104 - The Mushy Inside
Episode 103 - Melon of Wisdom
Episode 102 - Don't You Cryyyyiaayiiay!
Episode 101 - It's Your Fault!
Episode 100 - Obese Cooombaaat!
Episode 99 - Tack och hej, frisören Sören!
Episode 98 - MSPaint Doesn't Have a Spell Checker
Episode 97 - I Obviously Meant "Is"
Episode 96 - The Debt it Paid and Oranges are Orange
Episode 95 - Melon/Thief Hybrid
Episode 94 - Organic Waffles!
Episode 93 - req lvl -3
Episode 92 - Eye of the Boid!
Episode 91 - BIRD SKULL ISLAND ISLE ISLE!
Episode 90 - Bucket Ahoy!
Episode 89 - lol twink
Episode 88 - Arr 2!
Episode 87 - What the Scotland Map Never Told You!
Episode 86 - Hunting for Bears
Episode 85 - Back on Track, Baby!
Episode 84 - I Hate Keeping Track of Unnecessary Plot Additions
Episode 83 - Fungi! Fungi! Fungi! ¡Spanish Fungi!
Episode 82 - Club a Seal; it Saves a Penguin
Episode 81 - To Ambush a Bear
Episode 80 - Billy's Worried and Still Easy to Draw!
Episode 79 - John Stamos Never did Like Camping!
Episode 78 - Melon Enters the Hairix!
Episode 77 - Melons don't have Roots, You Silly Rapist!
Month Special 4 - Billy Presents the Word of February, 2007
Episode 76 - Back to the Pope-House
Episode 75 - The Hairix, Not a Dog Race in Oklahoma
Episode 74 - Oklahoma Dog Races are Annoying, Indeed
Episode 73 - The Hairix
Episode 72 - D-Day...</lie>
Month Special 3 - Billy Presents the Word of April, 2003!
Episode 71 - Characters in a Comic Often get Stoned
Episode 70 - <largefont>[title]</sup>
Episode 69 - Melon's still dying! Stop being impatient.
Episode 68 - Death of Melon! sup
Episode 67 - Shut up. Titles are overrated. Just like large text.
Episode 66 - The Cottage of Doom
Episode 65 - Drofnig Saves the Plot!
Episode 64 - Lots of Walking Fucking Tears the Good Plot Apart
Episode 63 - Walking Always Ruins a Good Plot
Episode 62 - All Journeys End with a Shore...Except for Newton's
Episode 61 - Another Episode with a Caption!
Episode 60 - "Plan B," Hair Eisenhower Said. W?
Episode 59 - Three Chefs are Likely to Kill Goats
Episode 58 - Was Fat Kid Infected, Too?
Episode 57 - The Plague! Or Something...
Episode 56 - Here Boaty, Boaty, Boaty!
Episode 55 - A Kind of Stupid Village
Episode 54 - The Scotland Map is Almost Ruined!
Episode 53 - The Search for the Holy Cure!
Episode 52 - Diseases Come from Africa!
Episode 51 - No More Fire, Fireman!
Episode 50 - USSR = RUSSIA!
Episode 49 - Out of the House and Into the Fire, or Something!
Episode 48 - A Night Around the Fire!
Episode 47 - Walk, Walk, Walk!
Month Special 2 - Billy Presents the Word of February, 2003
Episode 46 - Hut One, Hut Two, Hut Three, HUT!
Episode 45 - Fad Kid = Thief
Episode 44 - Hello, Fancy Robotland!
Episode 43 - Fat Kid is a Bad Swimmer!
Episode 42 - Set Sail, Mate!
Month Special 1 - Billy Presents the Word of January, 2003!
Episode 41 - Arr!
Episode 40 - Forbidden Fruit...or Something!
Episode 39 - Chinga!
Episode 38 - Fruity Loops!
Episode 37 - The Fruit Inn
Episode 36 - Enter Moronville
Episode 35 - Egyptian Microwaves!
Episode 34 - The Wonders of Gravity!
Episode 33 - Melon VS Fat Kid
Episode 32 - Naked Cactus is Sick and Tired of Fat Kid
Episode 31 - What Happened to Hair?
Episode 30 - Cactus is Back!
Episode 29 - Cactus and the Oversized Frames
Episode 28 - He's a Poor Lonesome Cactus!
Episode 27 - Pot!
Episode 26 - More Cactus!
Episode 25 - Cactus!
Episode 24 - Haha, Fat Kid Can't Ski!
Episode 23 - The Stick-Problem!
Episode 22 - Moronville, Here We Come!
Episode 21 - Hair's Scotland Map!
Episode 20 - Fat Kid Goes Berserk!
Episode 19 - Fat Kid can Help!
Episode 18 - Hair has Declared Scotland!
Episode 17 - Where did Hair's Knife Go?
Interlude 2 - bIlLy'S dReAmLaDn!!!1
Interlude 1 - Billy Explains!
Episode 16 - Hair Likes koRn
Episode 15 - Billy and the Bear! Yeah...
Episode 14 - Billy, the Ski-Kind-of-Guy
Episode 13 - Irish People Can't Swim!
Episode 12 - Hair and the Bear!
Episode 11 - The Super Hike!
Episode 10 - Hair Goes Hiking with Billy!
Episode 9 - Hair Hitler!
Episode 8 - Hair at the Carnival!
Episode 7 - Billy's Back...yay...
Episode 6 - Billy Steals the Spotlight!
Episode 5 - Hair and the Cow!
Episode 4 - Hair Goes to the Movies!
Episode 3 - Hair and the Scratch!
Episode 2 - Hair and the Pope
Episode 1 - The Fantastic Adventures of Hair!
Staff Comments of Awesomeness
August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.
May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.