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Melon in Space
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Melon practices some of his melon moves. Area Description During a visit to Mechaidiotville, Hair went into the robot tavern to get himself drunk off of fetus brains after a long boat ride with Billy and Fat Kid had torn his sanity to shreds. While Hair was getting drunk and Billy and Fat Kid were playing with lognuts, Melon figured he'd take a nap in a mecha fruit inn to restore some Melon Points. When he woke up, three seconds later, he went back to the tavern to see if Hair was ready to embark on their next adventure. But Hair was gone! Melon could only assume that Hair had been kidnapped by a vicious dwarfbot, taken into the future, then brought out to an abandoned Russian (Russia exists here!) space station where he's now being held captive. Melon grabbed Drofnig and rushed into the future, boarded a melonpod, and flew out to the space station. As they approached their destination, Drofnig got overly excited and smashed a window to the melonpod and jumped onto the space station alone. Melon was now alone. In space. A hole in the window and a massive void outside did Melon no good, so he decided he better hurry up and dock with the space station. There seem to be three available docking stations where his melonpod can fit. | Stats Health: 15 Melon Points: 7Inventory


Actions Punch Defensive Attack Hairix (uses MP) Search Dock at Entrance A. Dock at Entrance B. Dock at Entrance C. |
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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