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Christmas, 2002

It's time for the jolly season of the year -- Christmas! This stupid, yet nice, holiday is celebrated differently in Sweden and America. In America it's retarded, in Sweden it's disgusting. The 24th is the day to celebrate in Sweden, and a fat relative in a santa-mask, carrying a big bag in his right hand and a glass of whisky in his left, comes knocking on the door sometime after dinner to personally hand out gifts to all the children who have been good this year. All kids still get gifts, though, even if they've been complete idiots, which all kids have been (no exceptions). Instead of handing out wrapped gifts he should be handing out WRAPPED FISTS!

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//Benny & Marshall

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June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.

May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny

Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*


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