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It's Fucking Easter Again
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Yeah, that's right, moron. It's Easter again. In other words, it's time to get the shotgun out of the wardrobe and wait for candy-begging, idiotic kids to knock on your door dressed up as witches. And apparently witches have stupid paint in their faces and the rest of them look like ordinary six-year-olds. At least that's how it's done in Sweden. And why do morons beg for candy? Because Jesus died and came back to life. Makes a lot of fucking sense, Christianity. Oh, and what else symbolizes Jesus' death and un-death? THIS:
What the hell has a hare got to do with Jesus and why the fuck is he handing out eggs?
Easter sucks. And the fact that I'm writing this six days after Easter has ended is even worse. I blame Easter. Easter.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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