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MSPaint - Benny
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- Arm Fracture
All the other kids mocked him because of his lame eye.
- Who's Who?!
A clue: I had short hair back then.
- Beef
Mad beef, yo.
- Benny Vs Marshall
Shapes and pretty colours. I like the different ways I decided to draw our bodies. So subtle!
- Rocky I
If you've never heard about the Rocky movies, you're either deaf and blind, dead, or just very lucky. Well, here is the comic-version of the first Rocky movie.
- Rocky II
Rocky joins the Dixies and gets himself a negro! This is the comic version of the sequel of the not so fantastic movie and the actual sequel to the even less fantastic comic!
- Rocky III
What not many idiots, such as yourself, know, is that the third Rocky movie never was officially released for the public. It was decided that it wasn't appropriate for kids, or for grown-ups for that matter, so instead, they made Rocky IV into Rocky III. But eh. . .okay, you come up with an explanation as to how I have managed to get my hands on the actual Rocky III, so that I don't have to. Here's the comic version.
- Five and the Flyers
Five, the five retarded school kids, have gone on adventures ever since they were just a couple of years old. Throughout the years, they have saved pigs from danger-free caves, caught witches who ended up not being witches, and so on. And now it's time to save the flyers who have crashed in Tibet. . .or something!
- Cookieboy
Half boy, half cookie--this superhero is on par with Robin.
- Demon Slayer
Click the link, I dare you. You're already on this site, so you obviously have nothing better to do.
- Snoop Frog
Are there any rappers named after toads or frogs? If not, there should be. They could probably make a song about licking a frog or something.
- Drummer
The really exciting stuff is going on behind the drum.
- THE EARTH!
Shut up.
- Eye and Hand
Meh, the red looks nice on the blue. It's all shiny.
- Eye and Skull
I like fights. Not in "real life," but in image form. And RPG form. This isn't an RPG, though, this is an image. Eat up at Joe's!
- Ghosts 'N' Gangstas
Word up, yo. I had an idea with this. But it looks like I forgot what that idea was when I started actually drawing it.
- Bottle Benny
If I was a bottle and 10 years younger, this is what I would look like.
- Westhood Gz, Nigga
Let's travel further down the path of being black and let's see where it takes us, okay? Because this site doesn't have enough racism yet.
- Grrl
Sure, there are girls on the Internet. Rule 30 is wrong.
- Kotter
Seen that show on TV with some guy called Kotter in it? Well, I haven't.
- Hostage Situation
Demons always get happy when they've caught a juicy, blue kid to threaten with a microphone looking mace.
- Offspring and Dracula
That was meant to say "then."
- wenn da lambs stfu
I'm watching TV.
- Lockman
I should be designing Megaman bosses.
- Skin, Skull, etc.
Why would the eye socket be shaped that way? Why?!
- Michaelangelo
Teenage mutant botox head turtle.
- Notebooks
An important comparison between American and Swedish notebooks. This may save lives, if it hasn't already.
- Oddsy
Remove the apostrophe.
- PAPEP!!
Somewhere in the Universe, there is a very big flagpole. I'm talking massive here.
- Parade
If I ever saw a parade, this would be it.
- Pirate
The bottom of that rope is surprisingly heavy.
- Nose Poker
For every bird in the sky, there are at least ten on the ground. And they're hunting for seals.
- Pooding
I wouldn't want to be in Pooding's shoes!
- Cyber Fred
If Fred Flintstone ever went into a Simpsons teleport booth with one of the car making robots from Dennis, this is what he would look like when he got out. The robot would be wearing a dress.
- Vampyric Bullying
I like how 7-8 years ago (it is 2009 now), it was Marshall who had long hair. The tables have turned, my friend!
- Shockbot
An army of shockbots would be noisy as fuck.
- Coke Crisis
It was a sad, sad weekend. . .
- So Do You!
Damn straight.
- Toaster Boy
Toaster Boy would probably lose if he ever fought Cookie Boy.
- Biker Turks from March
Whatever happened to those mice, anyway? And yes, March.
- Spacecow
Indeed. Just click the link, read the comic, close the window, and keep your retarded, non-funny, remarks to yourself, idiot.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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