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Photos

Benny

Non-Black Clothes

December, 1999.

Slightly more Black

December, 2000.

Almost Naked!

May, 2002.

RuneScaping it Up

July, 2003.

Curl!

September, 2003.

The DVD Collection of Your Choice

2003-2004. Somewhere around there. I like Futurama.

Rudeness to the XXXtreme

2003-2004 again. If you want to be cool online, you must have at least one picture of yourself giving the finger.

Suit and Stuff

October, 2005. I'm pretty.

Brown, Thin Hair

January, 2009. I'm getting old and my hair is getting thin. I don't care what Stacey says, I will keep whatever hair I have left long, no matter how little it is!


Marshall

Basement

2000 or 2001. This was pre-long hair.

Driver's License

2002 or 2003. His hair grew fast.

More pictures can probably be found on Glown Melby.

Gary

Gary

May or June, 2002.

Gary "Stealer of Light" Hall

December, 2002. Didn't recognise him without his glasses? Dun dun dunnn!


Perra's Photos

Arm Thing

This is what happens when you let Perra operate the camera.

Hmm

Is that someone's side boob?

Stuff ona Table

Perra was always fascinated by objects on tables. It's not always appreciated when he puts his own stuff on tables.

Jonas?

I think that is Jonas. Again, Perra operates the camera.

Fingers

Is he looking down someone's shirt?

Beer

Swedish beer. I want to get a gravity joke in here somewhere, with the beer being all sideways and stuff, but eh. . .fuck it.

Someone

Why are you still watching these?

HEAD

Hello, head.

Oh No!

I think Perra is about to get eaten by a vicious beast.
//Benny & People

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.