Later:
I also added a new banner, just for the hell of it. In the process, I got pissed off with how you can't invert colours in MS Paint for Windows 7.

Even Later:
I'm in a site mood, so I've taken a bunch of screenshots of the fucking awful game Defenders of Dynatron City and thrown them online. Now that's hard work!

May 21, 2010

I'm bored of so much at the moment that I felt it was time to actually update this thing (actually, I felt it's been time to get a real update since August). Anyway, here is another episode of Hair. Hurrah!

Later:
Just because I've gotten tired of guessing my way through the Hair Archive, I went through all the episodes in the list and added their names to the links.

January 22, 2010

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, cuntface! Back in AUGUST (I think I updated regularly then), I was looking forward to Christmas and New Years because I could make some decent Holiday Specials, but that plan kind of got killed, buried, ignored, dug up, raped, and put back into the ground again. Anyway, Jon recently drew me some Hair fan art, which made me realise that I seemed to have forgotten to put that section back on the site when I remade it. So, it's back up again now!

That totally made up for three months of no updates.

October 24, 2009

I'm actually a day (AND A HALF) late with this news post, but fuck it. Marshall has actually done some site work. Gaspface! He's made an 86th version of glown melby with a whole load of old (and possibly new) MSPaint stuff, including some of the stuff that got this site started to begin with (although he still doesn't have any of his pants pictures).

September 19, 2009

Marshall decided it was a GREAT idea to make a fucking Twitter page. First, I attached a Twitter feed to the space under the main menu, and it seemed to work fine. For a while. All of a sudden it just started making the site flicker and lag, so I removed it and gave it its own little page instead. I recommend not using IE to look at it.

Seotember 14, 2009

I was clever again, and drew a Hair episode a day in advance, to make sure I had an update today. I haven't been clever enough to do the same for the rest of the week, so we'll see how the weekday updates pan out.

Seotember 13, 2009

Not only do I have a new episode of Hair for you, but I've also installed some ever-so-useful First and Latest links on the Hair comic browse bar. Not that you will ever really need to use them, but I figured they should be there anyway.

Seotember 10, 2009

Jon's reign of silent terror is over, and I'm back in command. In celebration, I've thrown together a very quick Hair episode before having to get ready for work. If I am late today, I blame you.

August 30, 2009

Gasp! Jon pulled through and actually finished the Hair episode he promised. And yes, he's apparently mistaken Billy for a worm. This is the first Hair episode in COLOUR, by the way. I fucked it over a bit by making it gif, but that's what he gets.

August 23, 2009

Hot diggity, another Hair episode! Who would've thought? I still feel like doing something Turtles related, but I don't know what.

August 22, 2009

Now that the MAD CRAZE over Melon in Space has died down somewhat, I figured it's time to give you guys something else to fill your empty lives with. First on the list is episode 109 of Hair.

Second on the list is another 10-score review from Nate "10" Tenzostek. The lucky GOOSE this time is Resident Evil 5.

Finally, I have nothing else and I blame Marshall.

May 19, 2009

I've been somewhat busy over the past couple of days playing around with Fraps, WoW, and skirmishes. I'll probably put up the results once it's up on Warcraft Movies. Until then, enjoy some more Hair.

Also, play more Melon in Space and get those ACHIEVEMENTS I mentioned a few days ago. That's right, ACHIEVEMENTS. Now how can you refuse?

May 16, 2009

If you haven't done all the things I mentioned yesterday, then play more Melon in Space! If you have, then enjoy some more NES screenshots. Today from the following games:

Final Fantasy
Rally Bike
Xexyz

May 15, 2009

Play, play, play Melon in Space. Want a reason? Find all items, beat the game without Previous Page through all three docks, kill all the four special "boss" monsters on the way to the end, figure out how much health each individual monster has, and draw a full map of the space station! That should keep you occupied for a while.

Anyway, for today's actual update, I've added and commented on some screenshots from six NES games, one which was way over due. The six games are:

Amagon
Journey to Silius
The Legend of Zelda
Low G Man
Operation Wolf
Vice: Project Doom

May 14, 2009

My beloved Melon in Space is starting to become a thing of the past now, but I will keep mentioning it for a while longer. Or at least until someone other than me knows what all the nine items you can find are. Play more, losers!

Anyway, updates of the more standard nature, here is another episode of Hair.

May 12, 2009

Even though I feel I deserve another 5-year long break for having brought you the best game ever (Melon in Space, not Dress Hair...Dress Hair is just the second best game ever), I figured I'd be kind enough to throw up another episode of Hair.

Again, if you happen to come across any bugs in Melon in Space, please report them on the forums.

May 11, 2009

I've just finished the biggest individual update I've ever made, Melon in Space! It's a fairly big interactive text based adventure, starring Melon from OMG Hair. I scripted it mostly because I enjoyed it, and it may contain too much text for some people to enjoy, but yeah, give it a try!

The game consists of 3,890 lines of script, so there may be the occasional bug. If you come across something that seems to be wrong, please post about it on the forums. Also, I've had no one besides myself testing it, and I know it pretty much inside out, so I'm not sure how difficult it is. I've tried to make it hard enough so that you need a couple of tries before getting through it, and I want to encourage people keeping notes as they go through it. So yeah, please give feedback on that as well. If you end up beating on the first try, it's too easy.

Later:
I've made some tweaks to Melon in Space over the course of the evening. Fixed some typos, made it a tiny bit harder, added an enemy health bar, added enemy pictures, and also clarified in the game description that you cannot walk in circles--paths leading backwards will never be open to you.

May 8, 2009

Most people who visit this site leave as soon as they come to the index page, and some entire countries have an average visiting time of 0 fucking seconds! (I'm looking at you, Honduras! After all I've done for you...) This shows that something is wrong on a level not even intended for, so I've just revamped the index page with some new text and fancy-ass, semi-random links to the various sections of the site. Who can resist to click on them and explore this wonderful site to its fullest?! You sure as hell can't.

Later:
As mentioned a few days ago in a comment thing at the bottom of the page, Nich has thrown together some "Save Klimp.dk" stuff. I love Nich and I love free advertisement, so I've put together a little section on the site for campaign things like these. It can be found in the Advertise section. TY NICH

May 7, 2009

You know what hasn't been updated in way too long? That's right, the NES Screenshots section! Please welcome the last two contributions, HeroQuest and Power Blade! Except for HeroQuest. HeroQuest fucking sucks.

May 6, 2009

As some of you may have noticed, I completely fucked up and forgot about this year's Easter, which I had promised myself to celebrate in form of a Holiday Special. But, as even more of you know, we have always had a great number of visitors from Honduras (one person once, to be exact), so to make up for forgetting about Jesus, I bring to you, Honduras Day!

May 5, 2009

We all know how I love to keep the site's six (the number has grown!) loyal visitors happy, so I've got yet another Hair episode for you. "We're tired of Hair, we want something funny!" Shut up! You'll like what I tell you to like, and now you like Hair.

April 30, 2009

It's 8:15, so I have to get to work shortly, but here's another Hair episode for you.

April 29, 2009

Some day I need to sit down and just mass produce Hair episodes. That way I might actually be able to stick to a steady updating schedule. Or I could just kidnap Comp and lock him in my seldomly used guest room from where he write about whatever I tell him to. Anyway, have a Hair episode.

April 26, 2009

Today I've touched on a section that hasn't been touched for ages: My MSPaint gallery. Since it might be hard to tell what's new and what isn't, I added the latest image to the top of the section.

April 23, 2009

Updating in the morning is kind of nice, if only I didn't have to rush it in order to get to work in time. Anyway, Hair episode fragment.

April 22, 2009

Yeah, yeah, it's been three weeks since the last update. So what? I'd like to see you do any better! Yes, I suck.

Anyway, my uncontrollable laziness aside, here, have another Hair episode. It's fucking 7:28 AM.

April 2, 2009

It's time to take out your finest whores and celebrate this very special moment: Hair episode 100! I've been joking around saying I would make something special out of it, but never actually planned to. However, as I was drawing it, it just kept going on and on, and it ended up being a total of 14 frames long. Gasp!

While reading it, I suggest listening to this: wJ0fFgU22ls

Additionally, Nate is proving himself useful and has brought us two reviews. Not NES games like most of them tend to be, but actually somewhat new games: Black for the XBox and Shadow of the Colossus for the PS2.

April 1, 2009

Assuming you're not busy kicking cabbage from Falador to Oo'glog, you may want to read Comp's latest addition to nerdiness, in form of Final Crisis: Rogues Revenge Issue 3 of 3.

I will try to have another Hair episode up at some point today, too. But eh. . .it's hard to draw (even if it's just Hair) while killing abyssal demons, and I've been told I need Slayer 99 like now.

Later:
Gasp! Sexy news! Without much thought from anyone involved, Nate has joined the list of Klimp.dk staff members, under (presumably false) promises of writing lots of video game reviews. Even if he ends up not doing so, he'll still be far more active than 67% of the staff list.

Also, I've added episode 99 of Hair. Next one will be the big 100, which will of course be special in every way imaginable.

March 29, 2009

Just as I thought, I never did end up putting up a second update yesterday. Anyway, I know that you don't really care, so I don't feel bad for it. Here, have another Hair episode!

March 28, 2009

I guess we've just had the first taste of my good old "not doing shit on the site" type of laziness. In my defence, however, the quest for a divine, elysian, arcane, and spectral spirit shield is a long and time consuming one! So far I don't have any of them, but that will change at some point. I hope.

Anyway, I've got another Hair episode for you. Might get something else thrown together later today, too. Maybe.

March 23, 2009

HAIR!

March 22, 2009

Most of the morning has been wasted on WoW, killing Alliance and trying to force a mage and destruction warlock into being a viable 2vs2 team. So far I've mostly been greeted with misserable failure, partly because of Blizzard's fucked up new arena point system and partly because of whatever else isn't my own fault. After releasing some of my rage on a pizza, I put together another Hair episode for you. So yay for that.

March 21, 2009

As mentioned in the comment of awesomeness down there (bottom of the site), Super Punch-Out!! has been released for Virtual Console, so I am pretty much forced to spend the day on the couch. I have, however, added some comments about it to the list of Virtual Console games in the Video Game section (mini-review kind of thing, you should know the drill by now).

I have also added the 100th episode of Hair! Well, it's actually Episode 94, but if you count all specials (interludes and shit), it's the 100th. I made a big deal out of it by keeping it exactly the same as any other episode. Maybe I'll do something special for the proper Episode 100. Meh, I don't know.

March 19, 2009

Considering I have like five daily visitors, other than myself, I felt it was enough to just put up another Hair episode today. Enjoy! "You're enjoy. Take that, motherfucker." Stacey is so sweet.

March 18, 2009

Less hectic day today, with no new Goblin quest to do or anything, so not only do I have the daily Hair episode for you, but I also have a brand new story, Gangs of N'Gaoundal. As mentioned yesterday, after watching Gangs of New York, I felt the urge to write something, and you're one of the poor souls who has to read the shit my fingertips spew out.

March 17, 2009

Today isn't exactly a lazy day. I watched Gangs of New York again last night and now I feel like making my own Gangs of [Something], but eh. . .it's late, and I need to have a shower. So all you get today is another episode of Hair. But hey, eleven days of updates--I'm spoiling you few people who actually visit this site.

March 16, 2009

I hereby announce March 16 as Lazy Day, so all you get today is a Hair episode I put together yesterday.

March 15, 2009

I've added another episode in the wonderful Hair story. I got fucking tired of drawing that damn house in the background, so it's back to normal no-background frames. Yay!

I've also completed the list of comments about all the Virtual Console games I own and remember anything about. The list ended up surprisingly long--I didn't know my brother and I had bought that many games--so I might give it a little overhaul at some point today to make it easier to read. I'm also tempted to start some kind of "Virtual Console Game of the Week" thing. Yeah, I might do that. Anyway, to make it a bit easier to pick out which games are newly added, here is a list of them:

Alien Crush
Bonk 3: Bonk's Big Adventure
Bonk's Adventure
Bonk's Revenge
Chew Man Fu
Double Dungeon
Dragon Spirit
Dungeon Explorer
New Adventure Island
R-Type
Soldier Blade
Super Star Soldier

March 14, 2009

Another episode of Hair is up and I've also added a brand new sub section to the video game section called Virtual Console. It's basically a very long page with mini-review like comments about some of the Virtual Console games I've got. That's the kind of stuff I enjoy spending money on.

March 13, 2009

Friday the 13th. Oh no! Anyway, another episode of Hair is up. Word.

March 12, 2009

Another daily Hair episode, and Comp has taken two more steps towards insanity/godnerdhood; Final Crisis: Revelations Issue 1 of 5 and Final Crisis: Rogues Revenge Issue 2 of 3.

March 11, 2009

It's been an exhausting day at work. I really want to write something for the site, but my head just refuses to think of anything even slightly interesting. And assuming you know how uninteresting most of the stuff on this site is, that's quite bad. But I at least have another episode of Hair to share with you.

Later:
After having given it some time, I did manage to think of something extremely interesting--ice cubes (actually, Vincent thought of it and I expanded it to a level of awesome)! For all you wannabe-chefs out there, I've written a guide on how to make the perfect ice cubes. Go read it and get ready to impress your friends at your next polka party!

Even later:
Once a month, you are apparently supposed to grab your balls and cough in order to find out whether or not you're going to die. If you don't do this, you are allowed on our boat.

March 10, 2009

Short and simple: A new episode of Hair has been uploaded. It's one of those cheap one-framers, though. Apologies for that.

March 09, 2009

The exciting weekend is over and now it's back to the normal working schedule. This will be the big test to see whether or not I can actually stick to this and keep updating on a semi-regular basis. Although, I did kind of cheat as I made five Hair episodes in one go but only uploaded one of them. So, to make up for that I've also made a brand new CLotW! Along with the Hair episode, of course.

March 08, 2009

My "my new site is up and running" excitement from last night is still in me, which is a good sign. Last weekend I was afraid that after having moved everything over to the new layout, I'd be too sick of it to actually update. You know, the same thing that happened five years ago with the green and black layout. I'm not, though, which is good.

So, update time. For a few months now, I've promised a friend I would try out Lufia II. I've finally gotten around to do so and decided to take some screenshots while I'm at it. However, the game crashed before I got to the point she wanted me to play, so I guess I'll have to give it another run at some point.

Also, a new Hair episode has been added. Gasp!

March 07, 2009

Gasp! It's actually done. For one week and three days I have been slaving away by the computer, hitting Ctrl+C Ctrl+V until my fingers were bleeding. This is the first real update since October, 2004, and it's quite big. Well, not that big in terms of new content, but a hell of a lot of work has gone into it. So, what the hell is going? Why does everything look like this?

Well, about a week and a half ago, I decided that it would be an awesome idea to take Klimp.dk and all of its sub sites and put them in VGHaven's layout, because I like it and wanted to do something with it. However, that turned out to be somewhat impossible, largely because of the size of the Hair images. So instead I broke VGHaven into pieces and patched them up into a new more Hair friendly design--namely the one you are currently looking at.

I have then taken everything from Klimp.dk, OMGHair, and VGHaven and merged them all into this brand new Klimp.dk site. Most of the things you will see here you have probably seen before, but there are a few new bits and pieces and some of the really old stuff has been slightly revamped for various reasons (to be less stupid, for example).

So, what is brand new? Comp's Crypt has seen a complete make-over and Comp is being nerdier than ever and has added some brand new reading material. I also believe everything on the main page is new, along with all of its sub categories, including the Staff Comments of Awesomeness (which will see a name change at some point...maybe) down at the bottom.

The site also links in with the Ex-FoM forums which have been renamed the g00w Forums (again). So yeah, start using it or suffer the consequences (none).

And yes, I do hope that I will actually be updating this somewhat frequently now. I know it's been five years since I last touched it, but I've put a lot of work into the makeover, and I should do something with it.

Later:

To kick off this new era, I've made another Hair episode!

March 01, 2009

I am still working on moving everything over from the old sites to this one. I have covered about half of the sections now, but one that still remains is the mammoth that is VGHaven. 1,177 screenshots need to be manually transferred, due to my shitty scripting back in 2002.

Well, everything is done manually, but some of the more recent stuff (2004) is scripted in such a way that I can mostly just copy and paste an entire page and do a search-and-replace on all the br tags into p tags and remove the spaces that started all new paragraphs on the old site.

February 28, 2009

Roughly five years have passed since I last updated the site. I am a bit older, a bit wiser, a bit less annoying, but probably also a whole lot less fun.

I'm practically a grown-up now. Hell, I'm 25. My age has increased by 19% since I last did anything here. I even have a job and make money these days. I am in fact typing this from a chair by a desk in a room of a two-story apartment, all of which is mine! Not my parents' anymore. Oh no, the tables have turned! Not really. . .it's not like they leech off of my income like I used to leech off of theirs.

But yeah, the point is, I'm an adult, which should mean that I am now responsible enough to go through with projects such as nerdy-as-hell web sites about random crap, video games, and hair related comics. Actually, there probably is no such link, but I'd like to think there is so that the site doesn't die again within a week.

Now back to moving everything I've ever written over to this new format.

//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

: June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.
May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny
Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*

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