February 3, 2012
It's Friday and I'm putting up another TGS episode. What's going on?! Well, it's February 3rd, which happens to coincide nicely with the theme of the episode, so fuck you, Saturday.
January 28, 2012
My backlog is slowly running out, but hopefully I'll get some ideas and start drawing more soon. Anyway, here's this week's TGS.
January 21, 2012
Aw yeah, it's TGS time. Because everyone loves it.
Marshall took some screenshots back in November. I have now added them! First there are a bunch of screenshots to replace what was in the Getsufuu Maden/Getsu Fuma Den section and then there is a completely new section added for Digital Devil Monogatari: Megami Tensei II. THX MARSH
January 14, 2012
What do you know, I actually sat down and created a few weeks long backlog for TGS. Here's the latest episode.
January 7, 2012
Sorry, I'm almost four months late with the latest TGS episode. I have no backlog at all, but I hope to be able to get back to drawing episodes on a weekly basis again. Let's see how that goes.
December 24, 2011
It's Christmas Eve, and that's when we celebrate Christmas around here. And I decided to do something I haven't done for 9 years; a holiday special! Merry Christmas and stuff.
September 4, 2011
Sorry, I'm one day late with this week's TGS episode. I have no excuse other than being too lazy yesterday. This was the last from my backlog, too, so I need to get drawing on some new ones. I've got plenty of ideas (from myself and Lewis), but I just need to get around to drawing them.
August 27, 2011
Another TGS episode is up!
August 20, 2011
Hi, you! What's that? You want another TGS episode? Sure, go head, you can have this episode 49! That's okay, no need to thank me! Oh, thank me in that way? Why, alright then!
August 13, 2011
Last weekend I put together a new backlog of TGS episodes, so I'm now covered for another three weeks (including this one). So yeah, here's episode 48.
August 10, 2011
Added another wallpaper today. This was another Klimp Collab with six of us making a full image by supplying our individual parts to it. This was a selection of seven separate MSPaint images put together, with each artist just getting to see the 20 pixels next to the frame they were about to draw.
From left to right, top to bottom, drawn by the following forum users:
Deja Vu Xiii
August 6, 2011
God damn it, another incorrect TGS episode earlier this week. Turns out those skulls can be killed with magic dust. Anyway, here is a new episode 47!
August 4, 2011
Two days of updates in a row. Yay! Nate has written another review, this time of BioShock 2. It includes decimals.
August 3, 2011
Another late update, sorry about that! I've ran out of TGS backlog, so the obstacle of actually having to draw them is back. Anyway, here is episode 47. Today we also have a review of Call of Duty: Black Ops, from Nate, and for once he didn't give a game 10/10! Yay!
July 24, 2011
I was making another PvP video yesterday, so I "forgot" to update, so the new TGS episode is a bit late. Better late than your face, though!
July 18, 2011
Just doing a bit of an edit today. Every time I've looked at TGS episode 44, I've felt that it needs more panels of Luigi waiting. So now it does.
July 16, 2011
Happy Saturday, everyone! My backlog of TGS is about to run out, so within the next two weeks I need to have drawn some more. Anyway, here is this week's episode.
July 14, 2011
This update was actually meant for April, but I completely forgot about it. So yeah, here are some screenshots of the second GB game we'be bothered with so far, Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru.
July 11, 2011
Marshall has been busy playing and recording more video games for the brand new Let's Play! section:
Ai Senshi Nicol
Cosmo Police Galivan
Kaiketsu Yancha Maru 3 and 2
July 9, 2011
There are two updates today, just to spoil you. First off a new TGS episode and second off another Let's Play! part from Marshall, as a follow-up to the Cocoron showing off some special weapons.
July 7, 2011
Oh shit! Today's update by MARSHALL, of all people, has probably had more effort put into it than anything we've done before. At the same time not that much effort, but yeah, still, it's over two hours worth of content. It also introduces a brand new Video Game section: Let's Play! So yeah, this is nine YouTube clips of him playing and talking Cocoron.
July 3, 2011
Just for the hell of it, I made a few new fake advertisement banners.
July 1, 2011
I know, it's Friday and I might make thousands of my HARDCORE FANS outraged because I'm not sticking to a Saturday, but here is a new TGS episode anyway. Why on a Friday? Because Craig, a fan and lover, is away over the weekend and asked me to release the next episode a bit sooner. I'm nice that way.
June 25, 2011
Another multi-panel TGS episode! I felt like I had been out of the bar for too long, so that's where we're back now.
June 23, 2011
Updated a really old section of the site today, the Wallpapers section! This was a selection of nine separate MSPaint images put together, with each artist just getting to see the 20 pixels next to the frame they were about to draw.
From left to right, top to bottom, drawn by the following forum users:
Deja Vu Xiii
June 18, 2011
Another TGS episode! This is the longest one so far. I drew it bigger than I had planned to but couldn't be bothered to make it any smaller.
June 16, 2011
This was all done almost a month ago, but I suck so it hasn't been updated until now. For the first time in many, many years, the video game reviews section has been updated with a review of Sweet Home by Marshall, along with some new screenshots of Sweet Home and Solstice.
June 14, 2011
It's been a while without updates now, but I've finally got a new episode of TGS. It's another Zelda themed one, but I'll save the remake of the failed 39 until later.
April 30, 2011
Alright, so my brother and I played through all of Zelda II this week, and it turns out that my memory of one of the enemies in that game was wrong, and it can in fact be killed when I thought it couldn't. This meant that the last episode of TGS didn't make much sense. So I removed it and will redraw it to something that makes the point. Until then, what was meant to be episode 40 has taken episode 39's spot.
April 21, 2011
I won't be here on Saturday, so I'm putting up the next episode of TGS a bit early. Lucky you!
April 16, 2011
I was tempted to update just after midnight again, but I was strong enough to hold off to the morning. Not that anyone will notice, but yeah! Anyway, here's another episode of TGS.
April 11, 2011
Marshall finished Chaos World and got some more screenshots, which is enough for me to make an update. Yay!
April 9, 2011
It's just past midnight, so here's another TGS episode from the backlog! I feel like I should fill up that backlog a bit more.
April 6, 2011
More NES game screenshots from Marshall today. Well, from two days ago, but they've been FORUM EXCLUSIVE until now. Yeah!
April 2, 2011
Man, I've got a "massive" backlog of TGS now. One of these episodes (number 36 to be exact) has gone up today.
March 31, 2011
Gasp in the face! Marshall decided that he loves me again and took screenshots and wrote CAPSHUNS for them.
Adventure Island IV
Cosmo Police Galivan
March 28, 2011
After eight months of no updates, I decided to finally draw the planned-for-eight-months next episode of The Green Shell.
August 7, 2010
Just got home from Sweden. The plane was delayed by an hour which in turn also meant that we had to take a bus that departed two hours later than the one we were going to take. So all in all, I got home two hours later than planned, and I feel sick and I'm hungry, so I'll wait with a new TGS until tomorrow.
July 24, 2010
I've got another The Green Shell episode for you! I am heading to Sweden for two weeks tomorrow, so it is unlikely that I will have an episode for July 31st. I'll be back on August 7, so I'll put something together then.
July 18, 2010
Two days ago I lied. I said I would have a TGS episode up yesterday, but then I played WoW, finished Star Ocean: The Lost Hope, and then couldn't be fucked. Well, one day late, I've got a new The Green Shell episode for you!
July 16, 2010
Yeah, so last Saturday my back log of TGS episodes ran out, and I've just been too lazy to draw more. This is probably something that will keep happening if I feel I need to draw more than I have time for, so I am changing the schedule to one episode per week now. So every Saturday from now on. Expect an episode tomorrow! I know what to draw, I just need to sit down and do it.
July 10, 2010
Here's another episode of The Green Shell. That's the end of my back-log and I've pretty much spent all day playing WoW, so we'll see if I end up drawing more before Tuesday. I'd like to have a whole week's worth of episodes ready at all times, but ah well.
July 8, 2010
I feel like playing through Twilight Princess again. I probably won't, as I already have too many games to play, but yeah, I am tempted to. Anyway, here's another The Green Shell episode.
July 6, 2010
I've reached the point where I need to draw three new TGS episodes per weekend to have enough for the coming week now. I suppose it's just a matter of time until I get to a weekend when I'm too lazy to do so and it all just crumbles. Unless Marshall helps me out, of course!</wishfulthinking>
Anyway, have another episode.
July 3, 2010
Today's The Green Shell episode is the result of me trying to talk all of my co-workers into coming up with comics for me. This was Nancy's suggestion, so here's a bit of name-dropping that PROLLY only she will see anyway.
July 1, 2010
Happy first of July! Exciting times! Exciting The Green Shell episode! EXCITING! Exciting? EXCITING! I'm going to bed.
June 29, 2010
Here, have another The Green Shell episode. Also, I finally got Arena Master. It's been way too long, but I finally have an active 5v5 team.
June 26, 2010
Another The Green Shell episode. My backlog of episode is down to just one week remaining now. I need to get drawing again.
June 24, 2010
Daily visitors are dropping, o noes. You better not forget about The Green Shell (of which there is a new episode)!
June 22, 2010
Uploading a new The Green Shell episode has gotten a bit more overhead with the new "I don't get it" links. But being the awesome updater that I am, I can handle it. Unlike Marshall. Or could he? Maybe he should prove me wrong!
June 20, 2010
I'm slightly aware that The Green Shell might occasionally contain some obscure game references that people don't get. Sure, it only has like 5-10 active readers at the moment, but still, I know that some of those people hardly get any of the amazingly awesome jokes! So, just for the hell of it (and partially because I liked the scripting of it), I have added a little description/commentary thing after each comic that can be toggled on by clicking the link under the picture.
June 19, 2010
The idea for today's The Green Shell episode is outright stolen from Lewis, but I didn't trust that he would actually get around to drawing it, so I did.
June 17, 2010
Just updating three times per week already feels weird. At least my back-log is a bit longer now, and I have more ideas I need to draw up. Anyway, another The Green Shell episode! Good times.
June 15, 2010
Now that I'm done jumping around in my seat over the new Zelda and GoldenEye, here's another The Green Shell episode.
June 13, 2010
Now that I'm just updating TGS three times per week, I've got a spare day to throw up that Hair episode I drew two weeks ago. enjoi :Dd
June 12, 2010
Alright, this is the 20th episode of The Green Shell. To make sure I have TGS updates for longer, from now on I'll try to only add new episodes on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, so that should keep me going for at least a few more weeks (assuming I run out of ideas or get lazy). In-between days can of course still see other site updates.
June 11, 2010
For now, I'll keep doing it daily: I've got another The Green Shell episode for you. This could easily just be a Mario and Zelda comic.
June 10, 2010
Today it was pointed out to me that adding a new The Green Shell episode every day may not be the best idea if I want to keep running it for a while as I'm bound to run out of episodes a lot sooner. I want to get a nice amount of episodes online first and then I might start adding just two or three per week. We'll see.
June 9, 2010
I have a massive fucking hole in my left shoe and whenever I go walking after it's rained, my left foot gets drenched. I really need to get new shoes. Instead of getting new shoes, I do crap like drawing stupid The Green Shell episodes. This particular one has probably been done a thousand times already, but fuck you.
June 8, 2010
I've watched the Predator X documentary twice now. Pretty cool stuffz, yo. Anyway, back to traditions: Here's another episode of The Green Shell.
June 7, 2010
Day after the National Day of Sweden. That means another The Green Shell episode, again according to Swedish tradition. Guess what tomorrow's tradition is!
June 6, 2010
Hot diggity! It's the National Day of Sweden! To celebrate, I have put up another episode of The Green Shell. You know, according to ancient Swedish traditions.
It's hard typing this as I'm also listening to George Carlin. Don't click that link yet, by the way! First check out the new The Green Shell episode.
June 4, 2010
I'm getting good at these after-midnight updates. Not going to spoil you with two updates tonight, but this one TGS episode at least had more effort put into it than yesterday's (as far as text and drawing goes, which doesn't really say much).
June 3, 2010
Hey, look! It's past midnight, which means that I can throw up an update before going to bed. I'm feeling generous, too, so I'm giving you both a TGS episode and a Hair episode! Don't get used to it.
June 2, 2010
Man, I'm tired. Falling asleep on the couch at night never seems to be a good idea. Anyway, here is another TGS episode! I'm saying TGS instead of The Green Shell in case you haven't figured out which link in the menu it is.
June 1, 2010
I've got some episodes for The Green Shell lined up. The first one was pretty cheap, so I decided to put up two today.
May 31, 2010
A capital C Crazy day at klimp.dk! As usual, I didn't have a lot to do today, but instead of mindlessly browsing YouTube, I decided to create a brand new web comic based on some ideas I had with a friend at work a few months ago. It's releasing with seven episodes, of which five are new (two are old Marshall drawings). More are likely to come (both from myself and Marshall), but eh, I do realise that I've added just another section to a web site that doesn't see a lot of updates as it is, so it might just end up as more stuff for me to ignore.
May 30, 2010
Now that I'm not playing much WoW, I find myself sitting around being bored a lot, so I decided to fill up some of that time drawing Hair. So here's another episode. As stated in a comment somewhere, I'm also going to keep some kind of Swedish theme for all the videos at the bottom of the page (at least for a while). Awesome, huh?!
May 27, 2010
Just to give the site a bit more revisitability (that's a word!), I made the page even taller than it used to be by adding a "Video of Awesomeness" section to the end of it. I'll just throw up a video I consider worth watching (or usually a song worth listening to) there every now and then, because I know everyone will appreciate it and love me for it.
May 25, 2010
Before I fail horribly at Constructor, I figured I'd give you another episode of Hair. This is the last one in my backlog, so we'll see when I decide to draw more. Hopefully soon. Possibly tomorrow.
May 24, 2010
I've got the morning off work and I'm celebrating it with another Hair episode, exclaiming my love for MSPaint's new features.
May 23, 2010
It's Sunday, and you know what that means! A new Hair episode and screenshots of Heavy Shreddin', Just Breed (lolsex), Yoshi, and Zanac.
May 22, 2010
Gasp! Another update! This is really just shedding light on some really old stuff, but it's really worth shedding some light on. I've collected some photos from the Hair Fan Club forum and put them into a brand new Hair Photos section. Enjoy!
I also added a new banner, just for the hell of it. In the process, I got pissed off with how you can't invert colours in MS Paint for Windows 7.
I'm in a site mood, so I've taken a bunch of screenshots of the fucking awful game Defenders of Dynatron City and thrown them online. Now that's hard work!
May 21, 2010
I'm bored of so much at the moment that I felt it was time to actually update this thing (actually, I felt it's been time to get a real update since August). Anyway, here is another episode of Hair. Hurrah!
Just because I've gotten tired of guessing my way through the Hair Archive, I went through all the episodes in the list and added their names to the links.
January 22, 2010
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, cuntface! Back in AUGUST (I think I updated regularly then), I was looking forward to Christmas and New Years because I could make some decent Holiday Specials, but that plan kind of got killed, buried, ignored, dug up, raped, and put back into the ground again. Anyway, Jon recently drew me some Hair fan art, which made me realise that I seemed to have forgotten to put that section back on the site when I remade it. So, it's back up again now!
That totally made up for three months of no updates.
October 24, 2009
I'm actually a day (AND A HALF) late with this news post, but fuck it. Marshall has actually done some site work. Gaspface! He's made an 86th version of glown melby with a whole load of old (and possibly new) MSPaint stuff, including some of the stuff that got this site started to begin with (although he still doesn't have any of his pants pictures).
September 19, 2009
Marshall decided it was a GREAT idea to make a fucking Twitter page. First, I attached a Twitter feed to the space under the main menu, and it seemed to work fine. For a while. All of a sudden it just started making the site flicker and lag, so I removed it and gave it its own little page instead. I recommend not using IE to look at it.
Seotember 14, 2009
I was clever again, and drew a Hair episode a day in advance, to make sure I had an update today. I haven't been clever enough to do the same for the rest of the week, so we'll see how the weekday updates pan out.
Seotember 13, 2009
Not only do I have a new episode of Hair for you, but I've also installed some ever-so-useful First and Latest links on the Hair comic browse bar. Not that you will ever really need to use them, but I figured they should be there anyway.
Seotember 10, 2009
Jon's reign of silent terror is over, and I'm back in command. In celebration, I've thrown together a very quick Hair episode before having to get ready for work. If I am late today, I blame you.
August 30, 2009
Gasp! Jon pulled through and actually finished the Hair episode he promised. And yes, he's apparently mistaken Billy for a worm. This is the first Hair episode in COLOUR, by the way. I fucked it over a bit by making it gif, but that's what he gets.
August 23, 2009
Hot diggity, another Hair episode! Who would've thought? I still feel like doing something Turtles related, but I don't know what.
August 22, 2009
Now that the MAD CRAZE over Melon in Space has died down somewhat, I figured it's time to give you guys something else to fill your empty lives with. First on the list is episode 109 of Hair.
Second on the list is another 10-score review from Nate "10" Tenzostek. The lucky GOOSE this time is Resident Evil 5.
Finally, I have nothing else and I blame Marshall.
May 19, 2009
I've been somewhat busy over the past couple of days playing around with Fraps, WoW, and skirmishes. I'll probably put up the results once it's up on Warcraft Movies. Until then, enjoy some more Hair.
Also, play more Melon in Space and get those ACHIEVEMENTS I mentioned a few days ago. That's right, ACHIEVEMENTS. Now how can you refuse?
May 16, 2009
If you haven't done all the things I mentioned yesterday, then play more Melon in Space! If you have, then enjoy some more NES screenshots. Today from the following games:
May 15, 2009
Play, play, play Melon in Space. Want a reason? Find all items, beat the game without Previous Page through all three docks, kill all the four special "boss" monsters on the way to the end, figure out how much health each individual monster has, and draw a full map of the space station! That should keep you occupied for a while.
Anyway, for today's actual update, I've added and commented on some screenshots from six NES games, one which was way over due. The six games are:
Journey to Silius
The Legend of Zelda
Low G Man
Vice: Project Doom
May 14, 2009
My beloved Melon in Space is starting to become a thing of the past now, but I will keep mentioning it for a while longer. Or at least until someone other than me knows what all the nine items you can find are. Play more, losers!
Anyway, updates of the more standard nature, here is another episode of Hair.
May 12, 2009
Even though I feel I deserve another 5-year long break for having brought you the best game ever (Melon in Space, not Dress Hair...Dress Hair is just the second best game ever), I figured I'd be kind enough to throw up another episode of Hair.
Again, if you happen to come across any bugs in Melon in Space, please report them on the forums.
May 11, 2009
I've just finished the biggest individual update I've ever made, Melon in Space! It's a fairly big interactive text based adventure, starring Melon from OMG Hair. I scripted it mostly because I enjoyed it, and it may contain too much text for some people to enjoy, but yeah, give it a try!
The game consists of 3,890 lines of script, so there may be the occasional bug. If you come across something that seems to be wrong, please post about it on the forums. Also, I've had no one besides myself testing it, and I know it pretty much inside out, so I'm not sure how difficult it is. I've tried to make it hard enough so that you need a couple of tries before getting through it, and I want to encourage people keeping notes as they go through it. So yeah, please give feedback on that as well. If you end up beating on the first try, it's too easy.
I've made some tweaks to Melon in Space over the course of the evening. Fixed some typos, made it a tiny bit harder, added an enemy health bar, added enemy pictures, and also clarified in the game description that you cannot walk in circles--paths leading backwards will never be open to you.
May 8, 2009
Most people who visit this site leave as soon as they come to the index page, and some entire countries have an average visiting time of 0 fucking seconds! (I'm looking at you, Honduras! After all I've done for you...) This shows that something is wrong on a level not even intended for, so I've just revamped the index page with some new text and fancy-ass, semi-random links to the various sections of the site. Who can resist to click on them and explore this wonderful site to its fullest?! You sure as hell can't.
As mentioned a few days ago in a comment thing at the bottom of the page, Nich has thrown together some "Save Klimp.dk" stuff. I love Nich and I love free advertisement, so I've put together a little section on the site for campaign things like these. It can be found in the Advertise section. TY NICH
May 7, 2009
You know what hasn't been updated in way too long? That's right, the NES Screenshots section! Please welcome the last two contributions, HeroQuest and Power Blade! Except for HeroQuest. HeroQuest fucking sucks.
May 6, 2009
As some of you may have noticed, I completely fucked up and forgot about this year's Easter, which I had promised myself to celebrate in form of a Holiday Special. But, as even more of you know, we have always had a great number of visitors from Honduras (one person once, to be exact), so to make up for forgetting about Jesus, I bring to you, Honduras Day!
May 5, 2009
We all know how I love to keep the site's six (the number has grown!) loyal visitors happy, so I've got yet another Hair episode for you. "We're tired of Hair, we want something funny!" Shut up! You'll like what I tell you to like, and now you like Hair.
April 30, 2009
It's 8:15, so I have to get to work shortly, but here's another Hair episode for you.
April 29, 2009
Some day I need to sit down and just mass produce Hair episodes. That way I might actually be able to stick to a steady updating schedule. Or I could just kidnap Comp and lock him in my seldomly used guest room from where he write about whatever I tell him to. Anyway, have a Hair episode.
April 26, 2009
Today I've touched on a section that hasn't been touched for ages: My MSPaint gallery. Since it might be hard to tell what's new and what isn't, I added the latest image to the top of the section.
April 23, 2009
Updating in the morning is kind of nice, if only I didn't have to rush it in order to get to work in time. Anyway, Hair episode fragment.
April 22, 2009
Yeah, yeah, it's been three weeks since the last update. So what? I'd like to see you do any better! Yes, I suck.
Anyway, my uncontrollable laziness aside, here, have another Hair episode. It's fucking 7:28 AM.
April 2, 2009
It's time to take out your finest whores and celebrate this very special moment: Hair episode 100! I've been joking around saying I would make something special out of it, but never actually planned to. However, as I was drawing it, it just kept going on and on, and it ended up being a total of 14 frames long. Gasp!
While reading it, I suggest listening to this: wJ0fFgU22ls
Additionally, Nate is proving himself useful and has brought us two reviews. Not NES games like most of them tend to be, but actually somewhat new games: Black for the XBox and Shadow of the Colossus for the PS2.
April 1, 2009
Assuming you're not busy kicking cabbage from Falador to Oo'glog, you may want to read Comp's latest addition to nerdiness, in form of Final Crisis: Rogues Revenge Issue 3 of 3.
I will try to have another Hair episode up at some point today, too. But eh. . .it's hard to draw (even if it's just Hair) while killing abyssal demons, and I've been told I need Slayer 99 like now.
Gasp! Sexy news! Without much thought from anyone involved, Nate has joined the list of Klimp.dk staff members, under (presumably false) promises of writing lots of video game reviews. Even if he ends up not doing so, he'll still be far more active than 67% of the staff list.
Also, I've added episode 99 of Hair. Next one will be the big 100, which will of course be special in every way imaginable.
March 29, 2009
Just as I thought, I never did end up putting up a second update yesterday. Anyway, I know that you don't really care, so I don't feel bad for it. Here, have another Hair episode!
March 28, 2009
I guess we've just had the first taste of my good old "not doing shit on the site" type of laziness. In my defence, however, the quest for a divine, elysian, arcane, and spectral spirit shield is a long and time consuming one! So far I don't have any of them, but that will change at some point. I hope.
Anyway, I've got another Hair episode for you. Might get something else thrown together later today, too. Maybe.
March 23, 2009
March 22, 2009
Most of the morning has been wasted on WoW, killing Alliance and trying to force a mage and destruction warlock into being a viable 2vs2 team. So far I've mostly been greeted with misserable failure, partly because of Blizzard's fucked up new arena point system and partly because of whatever else isn't my own fault. After releasing some of my rage on a pizza, I put together another Hair episode for you. So yay for that.
March 21, 2009
As mentioned in the comment of awesomeness down there (bottom of the site), Super Punch-Out!! has been released for Virtual Console, so I am pretty much forced to spend the day on the couch. I have, however, added some comments about it to the list of Virtual Console games in the Video Game section (mini-review kind of thing, you should know the drill by now).
I have also added the 100th episode of Hair! Well, it's actually Episode 94, but if you count all specials (interludes and shit), it's the 100th. I made a big deal out of it by keeping it exactly the same as any other episode. Maybe I'll do something special for the proper Episode 100. Meh, I don't know.
March 19, 2009
Considering I have like five daily visitors, other than myself, I felt it was enough to just put up another Hair episode today. Enjoy! "You're enjoy. Take that, motherfucker." Stacey is so sweet.
March 18, 2009
Less hectic day today, with no new Goblin quest to do or anything, so not only do I have the daily Hair episode for you, but I also have a brand new story, Gangs of N'Gaoundal. As mentioned yesterday, after watching Gangs of New York, I felt the urge to write something, and you're one of the poor souls who has to read the shit my fingertips spew out.
March 17, 2009
Today isn't exactly a lazy day. I watched Gangs of New York again last night and now I feel like making my own Gangs of [Something], but eh. . .it's late, and I need to have a shower. So all you get today is another episode of Hair. But hey, eleven days of updates--I'm spoiling you few people who actually visit this site.
March 16, 2009
I hereby announce March 16 as Lazy Day, so all you get today is a Hair episode I put together yesterday.
March 15, 2009
I've added another episode in the wonderful Hair story. I got fucking tired of drawing that damn house in the background, so it's back to normal no-background frames. Yay!
I've also completed the list of comments about all the Virtual Console games I own and remember anything about. The list ended up surprisingly long--I didn't know my brother and I had bought that many games--so I might give it a little overhaul at some point today to make it easier to read. I'm also tempted to start some kind of "Virtual Console Game of the Week" thing. Yeah, I might do that. Anyway, to make it a bit easier to pick out which games are newly added, here is a list of them:
Bonk 3: Bonk's Big Adventure
Chew Man Fu
New Adventure Island
Super Star Soldier
March 14, 2009
Another episode of Hair is up and I've also added a brand new sub section to the video game section called Virtual Console. It's basically a very long page with mini-review like comments about some of the Virtual Console games I've got. That's the kind of stuff I enjoy spending money on.
March 13, 2009
Friday the 13th. Oh no! Anyway, another episode of Hair is up. Word.
March 12, 2009
Another daily Hair episode, and Comp has taken two more steps towards insanity/godnerdhood; Final Crisis: Revelations Issue 1 of 5 and Final Crisis: Rogues Revenge Issue 2 of 3.
March 11, 2009
It's been an exhausting day at work. I really want to write something for the site, but my head just refuses to think of anything even slightly interesting. And assuming you know how uninteresting most of the stuff on this site is, that's quite bad. But I at least have another episode of Hair to share with you.
After having given it some time, I did manage to think of something extremely interesting--ice cubes (actually, Vincent thought of it and I expanded it to a level of awesome)! For all you wannabe-chefs out there, I've written a guide on how to make the perfect ice cubes. Go read it and get ready to impress your friends at your next polka party!
Once a month, you are apparently supposed to grab your balls and cough in order to find out whether or not you're going to die. If you don't do this, you are allowed on our boat.
March 10, 2009
Short and simple: A new episode of Hair has been uploaded. It's one of those cheap one-framers, though. Apologies for that.
March 09, 2009
The exciting weekend is over and now it's back to the normal working schedule. This will be the big test to see whether or not I can actually stick to this and keep updating on a semi-regular basis. Although, I did kind of cheat as I made five Hair episodes in one go but only uploaded one of them. So, to make up for that I've also made a brand new CLotW! Along with the Hair episode, of course.
March 08, 2009
My "my new site is up and running" excitement from last night is still in me, which is a good sign. Last weekend I was afraid that after having moved everything over to the new layout, I'd be too sick of it to actually update. You know, the same thing that happened five years ago with the green and black layout. I'm not, though, which is good.
So, update time. For a few months now, I've promised a friend I would try out Lufia II. I've finally gotten around to do so and decided to take some screenshots while I'm at it. However, the game crashed before I got to the point she wanted me to play, so I guess I'll have to give it another run at some point.
Also, a new Hair episode has been added. Gasp!
March 07, 2009
Gasp! It's actually done. For one week and three days I have been slaving away by the computer, hitting Ctrl+C Ctrl+V until my fingers were bleeding. This is the first real update since October, 2004, and it's quite big. Well, not that big in terms of new content, but a hell of a lot of work has gone into it. So, what the hell is going? Why does everything look like this?
Well, about a week and a half ago, I decided that it would be an awesome idea to take Klimp.dk and all of its sub sites and put them in VGHaven's layout, because I like it and wanted to do something with it. However, that turned out to be somewhat impossible, largely because of the size of the Hair images. So instead I broke VGHaven into pieces and patched them up into a new more Hair friendly design--namely the one you are currently looking at.
I have then taken everything from Klimp.dk, OMGHair, and VGHaven and merged them all into this brand new Klimp.dk site. Most of the things you will see here you have probably seen before, but there are a few new bits and pieces and some of the really old stuff has been slightly revamped for various reasons (to be less stupid, for example).
So, what is brand new? Comp's Crypt has seen a complete make-over and Comp is being nerdier than ever and has added some brand new reading material. I also believe everything on the main page is new, along with all of its sub categories, including the Staff Comments of Awesomeness (which will see a name change at some point...maybe) down at the bottom.
The site also links in with the Ex-FoM forums which have been renamed the g00w Forums (again). So yeah, start using it or suffer the consequences (none).
And yes, I do hope that I will actually be updating this somewhat frequently now. I know it's been five years since I last touched it, but I've put a lot of work into the makeover, and I should do something with it.
To kick off this new era, I've made another Hair episode!
March 01, 2009
I am still working on moving everything over from the old sites to this one. I have covered about half of the sections now, but one that still remains is the mammoth that is VGHaven. 1,177 screenshots need to be manually transferred, due to my shitty scripting back in 2002.
Well, everything is done manually, but some of the more recent stuff (2004) is scripted in such a way that I can mostly just copy and paste an entire page and do a search-and-replace on all the br tags into p tags and remove the spaces that started all new paragraphs on the old site.
February 28, 2009
Roughly five years have passed since I last updated the site. I am a bit older, a bit wiser, a bit less annoying, but probably also a whole lot less fun.
I'm practically a grown-up now. Hell, I'm 25. My age has increased by 19% since I last did anything here. I even have a job and make money these days. I am in fact typing this from a chair by a desk in a room of a two-story apartment, all of which is mine! Not my parents' anymore. Oh no, the tables have turned! Not really. . .it's not like they leech off of my income like I used to leech off of theirs.
But yeah, the point is, I'm an adult, which should mean that I am now responsible enough to go through with projects such as nerdy-as-hell web sites about random crap, video games, and hair related comics. Actually, there probably is no such link, but I'd like to think there is so that the site doesn't die again within a week.
Now back to moving everything I've ever written over to this new format.
Staff Comments of Awesomeness
August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.
May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.