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Benny the Vampire
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Hi, I'm Benny. I'm a vampire. At least I'm dumb enough to think I am. I'm going to get vampire teeth to prove that I'm right.
How did I come to the conclusion that I'm a vampire, you might ask? "No, I don't." Shut up and listen to my fucking story.
Umm . . . if I wasn't tired in my HEAD I would tell you about this in story form, but I want to kill you, so I won't. Tell you about it in story form that is.
- I can change the path of time.
- I freak out after doing the above, which all vampire do.
- I'm nocturnal.
- I like the taste of blood.
- I want to bite the breasts of small goth girls. Like Imaginary Melanie Wills for an example.
Now if you don't believe, well . . . fuck you, I'm a vampire and Marshall thinks he's a werewolf. Isn't that just a bit fucked up? How many times has he transformed? Yeah, none. How many times has he howled in the moonlight? Well, a couple of times. But not that loud. And he was alone when doing it.
Bad things about being a vampire- Wait! I can add this to the Random Article part of the site, instead. Yeah, I'll do that. Anyway, bad things about being a vampire are:
- You don't update your site often enough.
That's about it.
Some bitch is messing up my Master Plan, but as soon as it's back on track I will hurry on to stage two of it. I will rule the world as the all (old. This was a fucking umm . . . yeah, go to the g00w Forums and you'll understand. If you read everything) mighty god that I am (am).
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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