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Interview With Clyde the Clown
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The interview with God was a major success, judging by the huge amount of e-mails we got (I'm lying again, we don't get e-mails). So to please the crowd once again, Marshall and I decided to do an interview with the world's second most popular character, Clyde the Clown. We'd been tipped off what his AIM-screenname was, but we got five names, which of the potential Clydes is the correct one? Well, to be honest, we don't care, so we just interviewed them all. One of them, twice.
Marshall: Finally, a chance to get to talk to the Clyde! How are you doing, Clyde, (formerly) the happiest clown in the world?
PC1: Im okay......just trying to chew this toenail i just bit off
Marshall: Wow. So life hasn't changed much after the lawsuit, has it?
PC1: Somewhat......but im good at adapting to change
Marshall: I see. Well, where are you going next? What comes next for Clyde?
PC1: lol i dunno
Marshall: So, Clyde, how's life been treating you?
PC2: who the hell is clyde
PC2: hey, cindy, who dont you come over here, and take your panties off..and suck my dick
Marshall: Are you not Clyde, the world's happiest clown?
PC2: uhhh
PC2: woah
PC2: dude
Marshall: Wrong person, I suppose.
PC2: whats your icon ?
Marshall: Well, Clyde, it's good to know that the lawsuit was taken care of. But where are you going to go next with your career? Got any ideas of what to do next?
PC3: Waffles
Marshall: Is that so?
Marshall: Endorsing a waffle company? Is that where we'll next see the world's happiest clown?
PC3: Yeah
Marshall: Interesting.
Marshall: So, Clyde, how's life been treating you?
PC4: gppd and ur self?
Marshall: Fine. I'm glad to hear that the whole lawsuit was dropped and that you're not being held as a sexual fiend anymore. What's next for the world's happiest clown. I assume the courts aren't going to let you continue working at childrens' birthday parties.
Marshall: No reply, I see.
PC4: dude what hell are u talking about???
PC4: ....
PC4: WHO THAT FUCK IS CLYDE??????
Benny: Hello, Clyde. I'll start off with the BIG question. Have you ever been beaten by one of the other clowns?
PC4: wtf
Benny: Is that a yes? Have the other clowns literally kicked your ass, Clyde?
PC4: WHO THAT FUCK IS CLYDE??????
Benny: Hmm . . . so, the clown-life has been rough on you, eh? 'Causing loss of memory and so on?
PC4: ..... both of u are insane
Benny: Thank you, Clyde. That would be all.
PC4: ...................................
PC4: ...................................................
Benny: Hey, Clyde, how's clown-life nowadays?
PC5: ?
Benny: Not good, eh?
Benny: So, what can the fans expect next from our favourite clown, Clyde, Clyde? Any secrets you want to share with us?
Benny: Judging by the silence, I suppose it's classified. Am I right, Clyde?
And those were all of the potential Clydes. My guess would be that the correct one was Potential Clyde 1 or 3. Or perhaps 4 . . . ?
//Benny & Marshall & Random AIM-People
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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