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LORD OF RINGS: RETURN OF YOUR KING SNEASK PREVIEW

by marshall clevlenad ok dont plagerize

i have got my hand on a SPECIAL SNEAK PRECVIEW FO UPCIOMING LORD OF TRINGS MOVIIE how u would like to know about it BE WARYN:

TGHIS CONTAIN MASSIVE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! witht hat being said conitnue on !!! lol

OK first two tower end off with sam and frodo at the mouth of MORDOR and with sauronman being overthrow by GANDLAF A GREY and then the losers they go to a place called like TRAIL of DEAD where they see ghosts and stuff and they come out in MINAS ITHIL and they are healed and they meet chicks and stuff but the real action take place in MORDOR

frodo and sam they go to mordor and they throw the ring in the fire!!! ok thats really it LOL
afterweard sauren he passes out and they all go back to riverdell and then the shire and bilbo baggin have pass away (died) and they they cry but they go to shire and its overrun by BRIGANDS (stealers ) and they kick those loosers out and wormtonge and sauronman are theyre WTF they get kick out actually wolrmtonge kill sauronman its real bloody and cool so anyway here are pics i got a hold oef:

THIS IS FRODO POINTIN OUT MOUNT TOOM TO sam and there are in mordor as u see it is vary barren and dead and there are proabbly nazgUl hiding in the bushes to

OK THIS IS SAURNE i was expecitng more it is a shame that peter jackson get so f8*ikng lazy come the third film but wut can u do as u see he looks asian and piss off and he missing a finger from when ISILDOR SLICE IT OFF IN THE FIRST AGE BRINGING THE MAGIC RINGS INTO THE WEST for bilbo

this is ARAGORN SON OF ARTAHTN HAIR TO A THRONE OF ISLULTOR and he is in minas ithhil and he is begging for food even though a few week later he is CROWND KING OF MEN as the title goes

and as the story ends we see a cool thing in the credits it goes like this:

and it show a ptrailer for a LORD OF THE RING FOUR: GOLLUM REVENGE which i must to admit i havent read that book yet but i hear it is very good i will see it affetr the movie comes out i mean read it wtf were it hinking

THIS ENDS THE SPOILERS AND THE PREVIEW AND I THINK YUO FOR READING WITH ME
GOOD NIGTH AND GOD BLES

//Marshall

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June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.

May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny

Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*


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