by : marshal clevleand
OK os i only seen a FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (from to here on refered to as FORT),a nd I AM DONWLAODING-I MEAN I AM REANTING TWO TOWOER AS WE SPEKA (lol ;PP) btu i assure u i am know the fulll story and everythin about movies because I READ THE BOOK (wihc totally f**king ruind the movie for me hwole time im like "k this is where genfald die " and then "k this is hwer WTF THAT IDIDNT HAPPEND IN THE BOOK "lol but anyway im not to here talk about LORD OF RINGS by JR TOLKEN at the moment or am i here to pskea of JR TOLKEN OBSESSION WIIHT MIGGETs even tho if ur ead the book it is QUITE CLEAR HOW HE TO BE
no not here to talk abotut htat at all, im here to RVEIEW LORD OF RING FOTR, TT (two towoer) and give u PREVEUIWS FOR RETURN TO YYOUR KING ok!
so u no the story i am sure lets get to fellowship of the rings first:
FELLOWSHIP FO THE RINGok this is where the stotry begins in the shire in hobbitton bilob baggin have a 111 birthday party and he have a nephew FRODO BAGIN (whoc became the main protagnist of the tale!) and then bilbo leave a shire and give a magic ring to frodo because bilbo is a assho** and he wants to frodo become evil (WUT A D*CK I HATE BIKLO) and then this wizard gandlf come by hes like
"froto u got a mgia cring it is wanted by SAURON"
"frodo: SAURON IS MORDOR!!!!!!??????"
"hold ur tongue dont speak of that guy in this place or else he will send his black warirors after u and KILL"
"sory bilbo"
"im gandal"
"sorry"
and then he tell frodo to go to riverdell where he meets 3 other hobbit, a reanger name strdier (but they call him argorn wtf) and a elf a dwarv and a gay man but he dies anyway LOL so its cool
they have to go to the dark land MORDER and take the magic ring and throw it into the fire (Y DONT THEY JKUST THROW IT IN FIRE IN THE RIVERDELL WTF LOSOERS)
BUT THERE IS TROUBEL gandlaf is being hold captives by SAURONMAN in isengaurd where the orc are being mass produced as a army to fight the fellowshit of the ring (frodo and co.mpanY)
at end of FOTR they get to GREAT RIVER ANDUUIn on other side of the moria mountain rainge but they LOOSE GANDALF he fall in a hole when he fight with this fire beast (a balgrod)and they find a dwarfs GRAVE sTONE and gimoli cries LOL wut a bich
anyway so they are at camp and ORC ATATCK and they kill baromirt and then frodo and his best friend sam (play by sean austin in the film he was also in a GOONIES) and that is the end of a FELLOWhSP OF THE RINGS
LORD OF THE RINGS 2: TWO TOWERS
ok i am not have seen film but this is what happen in it
ok the felowship is break up because frodo is solfish and HE LEAVE THEM TO FIGHT FOR THEMESELV AND BOROMIT DIE THANKS A LOT FROORD
after that the other 2 hobbits (mery and pippis) get HOBBIT-nAPPED (lol) by the ocrs and theyre taken to uruk-hai near mordor and the STRIDER GIMIL AND LEGOLAS (faget elf loL) continue on and they meet the RIDER OF ROHAN which are horse lord and then in the woods they meet up with GANDALF !!!!! and also the hobbits escape and meet THE ENDS!!!!and it makes the film 30000 time betetr
GALDALF come back as super gandalf and he more powerful to fight sauronman for vengeance
the endts are tree men and they will helop to kick off sauronmans f**king a**.
so with a straong army of GANDALF, ENTS, AND ROHIMIR RIDERS they atatck to the ISENGARD where SAURNOMAN lies and cause havoocs THEY SEZE HIS POWER and kick him THE F*CK OUT!
and theres a battle of helm deep but i didnt even read that chapter in book LOL it was so long and it was probably about the simlaris or soemmthin (some gayt trees from like before human even exists LOL) but ay after that it go to FRODO AND SAM ADVENTURE IN DREAM LAND (jk there in mordor)
so frodoand sam meet up with this uugly little monster name GELLOM and he talk to himself (just liek this 1 nerd at my school hes a fag_ and he tell him he will help to get to mordor so he gets them to there and FRODO GET ATTACK BY A SPIDERMAN and sam pick up the ring like
"frodo i will continue the task 4 u, hav u any objections "
"......"
"gay"
"....."
"at least ur dead"
AND THEN SAM LEAVES and frodo gets up hes like "LOL finally he gone now i can mastrerbate" and it is comic relievf (i learn about it in english so stfu)
and come ehre tomorow for a SPEACIAL PREVIEW OF LORD OF RINGS : RETURN TO YOUR KING !!!!!!
//Marshall
