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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Splinter's Sock
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The Turtles are back in the first motion picture for years! A lot of it will make you nostalgic, but a lot of brand new ideas and material have also been added.
This summer you will get to see the newest addition to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie-series. The title of this, soon to be legendary, movie is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Splinter's Sock. It will revolve a lot more around Splinter than the first three movies in the series did, and his search for the ancient sock of the Shogun. What's all the fuzz about a stupid sock, you might ask? Well, it's not just a sock, it's ancient, too! Oh yeah, I've already mentioned that part of it . . . and well, that's the only part. It's ancient. And it's a sock. To his help he's got his four trusty companions, the turtles. We all know how ridiculous the turtles looked in the past three movies, well, the same mistake won't happen again. This time they've actually four real turtles to play the parts of Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Steve (Leonardo was killed in the third movie and was later on replaced by Steve).
"I think adding real turtles to this motion picture will give it a brand new realistic touch, never before seen in a movie like this," says director Bill Corbin, not famous for making any movies before. "We actually started of filming the movie with the same actor for Shredder as in the first three movies. But due to a thing we call time, he has aged, and recently got a heart attack on stage and died. So we've also got a brand new actor to play the part as Shredder."
The actor, or should I say actress, playing Shredder is a Jap. Bill Corbin says that this will increase the reality of the movie even further. A problem they had in the beginning of the movie was that the filthy Jap didn't know a single word of English, so she couldn't speak. After a while this got pretty boring, so they got Arnold Schwartzenegger's brother, Jacob Schwartzenegger, to record the voice for Shredder. His voice was then played in a tape-recorder on the inside of Shredder's helmet, which makes it all look very realistic. Except for this one scene where the tape-recorder falls out of the helmet and Fast Forward is accidently put on. Due to the low budget, the team could not afford another cut, so they had to keep this miserable scene in the movie.
As always, there will also be a European version of the movie. And, again as always, it will have a slightly different title and a slightly different content. The European title will be Teenage Mutant Viking Turtles IV: Splinter's Hog. We've acctually managed to get hold of the first two shots of the movie, one from the American and one from the European version, and they are both unique for Klimp.dk.
Shot of TMNT IV
Shot of TMVT IV
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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