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Hunting

Why the hell do we hunt down animals? When there are too many animals we just go out and shoot them, why the hell don't we just do the same God damn thing with humans? Moose, just to mention something. . .there are several times more humans in Sweden than there are moose. Then why don't we grab a fucking rifle and go out and start shooting kids in the streets?

"Because if there are too many animals they'll eat a lot of plants, and the woods will be filled and destroyed. So this planet will slowly die if you don't keep the animal-population down."

BULLSHIT! Which of all the fucking animals on this earth destroys the planet? HUMANS! We polute the air and cut down all the forests . . . I'm happy to live in Sweden 'cause we're "only" 9 million people here. Now they wish to increase the population. "Otherwise our economy might suffer."

What the hell does an economy matter when we can't even live here? Soon you'll fucking have to pay for fresh air. . . (THX STREBERS!!!1)

And look at India! Why the hell do they have to fuck as much as they do? That country is so God damn overpopulated, it's sick. If this growth continues at the same rate as it's doing now, in 50-100 years (I can't remember the exact number, but TV told me so it has to be true) there will be more than 50,000,000,000 people on this planet. That will be fun! Move to another planet, damn it. . .

With all the stupid laws in our society, why couldn't we add another stupid law saying that people in countries such as India aren't allowed to have more than one child? And look at those African countries! They've got more than ten kids in each family. And it's not even good for them! All they get is missery 'cause they can't afford food or anything. This isn't really a racial thin. . .well. . .it is. But it's against all humans . . . don't have so many God damn children!

Agh. . .everybody annoys me.

Sure, I would be sad if we started to hunt people. Well. . .maybe not. If people I actually cared about got killed, then I'd be sad. But that won't happen! Just keep the god damn population down. It would be way better if there lived about 3,000,000,000 people here instead of 6/7,000,000,000 people as it do now. When we've got the technology to move to other planets that don't have such a rich life as this one does, then you can start increasing the population as much as you want. . .

//Benny slash Angry Environmental Youth

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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