| we aint got nothing to lose so were just gonna kill some guys and get payed for it instead of get thrown into jail |
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Jan Koller |
| after quitting soccer after succesfull careers at lokeren(well known as most beautiful town in the world), and anderlecht jan decided to start playing his country's real passion:ice hockey,hes very big and fat so hes a natural talent,and his whife is blond and has big breasts |
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Mathiasz |
| being a naturalized serbian not much is known from him,he started out as a rapstar and soon started making some ice then he got kidnapped and for some weird reason hes here right now,err hes fat and tough,hehe |
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SUPERPIPPO Inzaghislaw |
| after leaving italy after many years of soccer there being dissapointed cuz he was replaced by a french sissy he went to sell soft-drugs in czech-land then he got thrown into jail and as a re-something programm they dropped him in the national ice-hockey team,hes really very goodlooking many women have jumped on him naked while in a match |
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SUPER-Frank |
| hes only 16 hes the biggest talent in that eastern country and he lives in a dump we picked him up bought him clothes and now hes a superstar but we believe in communism so every penny he makes goes top the state and the whole country smokes phat cigars on his bag and our country rulez,another victory haha |
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Kristovf |
| hes the coach(me) his personal friend and he trips off heavy acid |
| Current Manager: Mick |