Poland

The Polish Power Fats Their power comes from being comprised mostly of fatty tissue. The one skinny is teased for not being fat, but he's the best at cracking towels within inches of his target in the locker room so they respect him. After every goal they make they encircle the skinny to keep him warm and gain power from their strange moment. This makes them the strongest hockey players ever.
	Posolé
	Named after a type of mexican soup his parents ate. He's the quickest wigga on the team. He does a lot of the footwork on the team but the Power Circle nullifies all the crap he has to do. He snaps towels for some money on the side.
	Mario
	The best at tussling since he fights lizards, jumps on stuff and rides dinosaurs in his off time. He plays for Poland because there is no Italy team on the Earth. Do the Mario.
	Yokozuna
	He didn't actually die, he just went to Poland to join their hockey team. Wrestling wasn't his true dream. He practiced all the time when the then four Power Fats dropped from the trees surrounding his hockey lake to ask him to join so they could be Poland. They needed his fat and power hit ability.
	Hat Mechanic
	Named as such because he likes hats. He believes it makes him faster when he chases children to scare them. He also works on things, he guesses.
	Yum Factor C
	Known for his ability to slide along the goal with his foot out without having to move any part of his body. It's a mystery how he does this but it's a great asset to the Power Fats and to himself since he likes tripping women. The sliding impresses them (oviously) so they go out with him and the rest of the team since he's part of them. He's also proud of his name.
Current Manager: Russell