The Russian National Hockey Team has a tactic known as The Red Scare, a dance done quite often on the ice to confuse (or even scare) their opponents. Although the trick hasn't worked for nine years, they continue doing it. Gimmicks seem to stick.
| Russia's national hockey team is an unbeatable group of very large, very powerful men, all dedicated to their sport. They have a number of hardcore fans who follow them around Russia waving signs and banners, praising them. The Russian National Hockey Team has a tactic known as The Red Scare, a dance done quite often on the ice to confuse (or even scare) their opponents. Although the trick hasn't worked for nine years, they continue doing it. Gimmicks seem to stick. |
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Ivan Fatovsky |
| The captain of the Russian Hockey Team, Ivan takes the game very serious, and he expects his team-mates to do the same. This usually leads to heated arguments in the locker room after the games. | |
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Boris Konstantinov |
| Nicknamed "The Bear" by his team-mates and fans, Konstantinov is the strongest member of the Russian Hockey Team. This is his thirty-sixth and final season of the game, he is a true veteran to hockey. | |
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"Vladmir the Impalmir" |
| Vladmir takes more of a controversial and attention-grabbing approach to the game of hockey, with his abnormal face-painting and outfits. Vladmir may seem like no more than a mascot, but he's a devil on the ice! | |
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Frank Beal |
| Beal is originally from America, but he moved into the USSR around 1983 and joined the national hockey team the following year. He enjoys iced tea and hockey. | |
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Boris Stalin |
| Not to be confused with Josef Stalin, they share the last name but are in no way related. Stalin has a tendency to not goal-tend and instead try to hit anyone who comes near the goal with his hockey-stick. Although not the best goalie, he's all they could find. | |
| Current Manager: Marshall | |