Sweden

The Swedish team is a team divided into three equally big parts; Skills, strength, and fat guys. The nice diversity of talents have made this team very successful in nothing but a couple of hockey matches. Here we see the good old African slave tactic from its best side. The weaker guy bossing over the fat dumb guys (who could just as well be from Africa or Canada).
	Tubby Fetvarg
	Tubby Fetvarg grew up in the little town of Piteå where he learned how to hunt eskimoes and play hockey. He never wanted to be a hockey player, though, but his father forced him to become one. This built up a lot of fear in Tubby and it developed a rather violent style of hockey.
	Janne Thule
	Janne Thule Previous singer of the viking rock band, Ultima Thule, Janne Thule got tired of the singing and dancing, and started a career of eating. He got fat and started playing hockey. He's probably the least talanted player in the team, but he's fat.
	Håkan Håkansson
	This skinny, yet fast, player is the captain of the Swedish team. He's fast and in his spare time he never plays basketball, because he's cool.
	Jon Jonsson
	The inventor of the Jon Jonsson-pull is probably the most famous fat guy on the Swedish team. His special trick, the Jon Jonsson-pull, was invented by mistake when he was baking a cake and, instead, accidently hit someone with a club from behind and stole the puck and never passed anyone.
	Bög CP-Målvakt
	The Swedish goalie is both mentally and physically retarded. This has its positive and negative sides. The positive thing is that he's willing to stop a puck with his eyeballs, the negative thing is that he doesn't know how to control his body.
Current Manager: Benny