The fanclub of Imaginary Melanie Wills has some ground rules that you must follow. They are:

• The circle represents her "hole." Tihi. Anyway, on to the rules.
• Thee must worship thy Godess, Imaginary Melanie Wills.
• Thee may not worship other Gods or Godessessesses, or a bolt of lightning shall strike thy head and dog, if thee own one.
• Thee must listen to From Autumn to Ashes - Short Stories With Tragic Endings at least once per day. Twice if it's an Imaginary Melanie Wills holiday. The only holiday we have is celbrated on each February 29.
• Don't forget that the circle represents her "hole," okay?

Those are the simple commandments you must follow to become a part of our fanclub/religion. Now join.