I had pizza for breakfast. When I hid the pizza last night, I thought that one piece was just a WIDE SLICE, but then this morning I realized that it was TWO SLICES. Dream come true!
So I had one slice in my hand, and I put the other down on a napkin on the desk. But then the cat jumped on the desk, and walked over my pizza. So I almost punched the cat (Don't ever mess with a man's pizza.) and then threw him outside where he belongs. Luckily, my pizza was fine.
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