Toby's mamma, she call up the staioos, "dinna, Tobiboo, dinna!"

Toby say, "in a minute, geez, mamma, I'm a lil bizzy rawt naw."

She say, "rITE this iNSTINT, yung MAN!"

Toby, naked, put on a Eminem shirt and sweat pants, then making his way down the staioos, sing Lose Yourself real louoodly, piss his mamma off.

When Toby do get down the staioos he do get to the dinin' room tabo, and free places is set, one for his mamma an' one fo' Toby an' they ain't no one else livin' in the house so Toby don't no who d'other place is fo' 'til he see a man inna wite soot standin' in d'dorwai, Finally Toby undastands.

Toby sit down an' his mamma sit down an' the guest sit down.

The guest say, "Helo, Toby Jenkins, its me god."

Toby say, "I know, man, b'lieve me ah know!"

Toby mamma say, "I know you ben tryin' t'figya out who you was as late, Tobiboo, so I had d'lord himself come on dawn to talk to ya."

God say to Toby, "soN, You R Second comin', Of jesus."

He say , "Come back w/ me to heaven." Tear stream down Toby mamma cheek.

TOby say, "yes sir!"

Then God finish his meats loaft and Takes Toby inna his car in front, a Tempo (man toBY didn't even say goDbye), and drifes to his southwest Detroit estate ! And kills TOby .

Sudenly TOby don't care who he is anymore and God throw he's body in with the rest of the dead Jesuses!!

God mus be stupped, He lifes in Detroit., STuppit man!!

If u can help call 313-god-stoppers!!!

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

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