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Gangs of N'Gaoundal
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There were more of us coming off those wagons every day. 15,000 Chadians per week. I, Serge, dressed up like a pirate and greeted them with pirate clothes of their own. It had been 16 years since my father was murdered while trying to murder some people, and I needed my revenge. Revenge through murder. To murder enough, I needed more people in pirate outfits.
But that was later. First, I became friends with Fabrice, the man I had to murder-kill. We did a lot together. Sat around in pubs and whorehouses, fucked fine black chicks. Except for that one white chick I got stuck with. She kept rubbing her titties in my food. Then this one guy tried to shoot him but I saved him because I wanted him dead. I sucked at saving people, though, so Fabrice got hit in the shoulder. Getting shot didn't make him very happy, but he was already angry so it was okay.
Then I had sex with the chick my only friend liked, because that's the kind of guy I am, and he got grumpy and told Fabrice that I'm the son of the shaman he killed. Then he did some theatre and burned me with a hot piece of ass. Sword. It made me sad and I hid in a church.
I hid with other Chadians, and that's when we started gathering people to join our gang. We called ourselves the Dead Guinea Pigs, because that ought to strike fear into everyone. Five of us sat in a circle one day and I told them, "if you get all of us together, we ain't got a gang, we've got an army." So we gathered all poor, dirty immigrants that came to N'Gaoundal so that we could kill people. This was before we started doing the same in the suburbs of Stockholm, by the way. One of the guys was a cracker, but we liked him anyway because we thought that deep under that white skin of his were probably traces of an actual person.
That's when my bitch started freaking out. I told her it would all be over the next day but she didn't believe me. I proved her wrong by killing Fabrice in a very confusing battle. I made fun of her, but then we got sad when we saw our honkey friend dead on the ground.
We buried Fabrice next to my dad, because we're fucking stupid. And then we lived in a cave under the church for a few months before we moved to Washington DC, got AIDS, and died.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny
Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*
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