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Scape of Rune
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The brave sir g00w grabbed his best rune two-handed sword, rune plate mail body, rune plate legs, and adamantite large helmet and went out for his biggest adventure ever. Together with his crew of four, himself, Lill Bow Wow the Slow, Pure Projekt the Young, and Ercyful the Finnish Idiot, he wandered away into the dark shadows of the wilderness. All of a sudden g00w realized that he had ran out of prayer points.
"WTF!1 i need pray** ***nts!" he yelled out.
"Vi gĺr ***l prayer***et," Pure Projekt replied.
"....... dats not fin**sh!!" Ercyful the Idiot cried out while not wearing an armour, 'cause he's a dumbass.
"." Lill Bow Wow whispered, to avoid getting logged out of the world.
And then the gang started walking towards the prayerhouse. On their way to the prayerhouse someone got the brilliant idea of going to the hob goblins to see if there were any innocent victims to kill! So the brave, and idiotic, gang wandered away towards the hob goblin. And there they saw him. A level 74 with a skull above his head. Lill Bow Wow the Slow immediately attacked him, but out of nowhere came a level 88 and attacked Lill Bow Wow. g00w, the moron that he is, attacked the level 88 to help Lill Bow Wow. Ercyful the Finnish Idiot did a couple of pathetic attempts to help him with his crossbow, but ran after a while. And all of a sudden g00w found himself alone against a level 88 and a level 84. Where was his crew, you might ask?
"Were i* ** crew??+" g00w cried out. And as the idiot that he was, he figured he'd kill his two greater opponents. But when, close to dead, finding out that it was impossible to do the impossible, he tried to run away. But in his way was a hob goblin! And the two enemies cought up on him and killed him. When g00w woke up he was in Lumbridge without his full rune! And his crew was never heard of again . . . until one of them sent him a private message saying "lol were @ prayerhou** r u ***min?"
"im fk*** dead," g00w replied.
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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