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The Norse Schedule
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Scene I
[A new Aesir schedule is posted on the wall of Gladsheim. Some of the major gods stand around reading it.]
Frej: Read it again, Oden! We have to get this straight.
Thor: Yeah, read it! Read it aloud!
Oden: Calm down, I will . . .
Hej gudar, här är nya schemat:
MaKe-OuT MoNdAy
TiTTy TuEsDaY
WHiP Em OuT WeDnEsDaY
ToUcH Em ThUrSdAy
F*cK Em FRiDaY
S*cK Em SaTuRdAy!
and well Sunday we'll GiVe EvErYoNe A ReSt! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH we're so PsYcHo!!!~`
LOLOLOLOLOL
And that is what it reads.
Thor: What is the meaning of this! Touch Them? Oden, I say-
Oden: Enough.
Thor: But it's-
Oden: Enough!
Frej: From where did this schedule come?
Oden: According to the signature on the bottom of the parchment, Yggsardil Mamma.
Thor: What?! Who dares profane the name of Yggdrasil in this way? Oh, this coward shall feel my might-
Oden: No, Thor. Sheathe your hammer.
Thor: Mjölnir has not-
Oden: Silence, Thor!
Thor: Yes, Oden.
[kneels]
My apologies.
Frej: But what about-
Oden: Silence, Frej. We will get to the bottom of this. Huginn, Muninn . . .
[pause]
Huginn . . . Muninn . . . Come to me. I have orders.
Frej: I believe they are over there, with Tyr. They do have a fondness for titties, after all, and it is Tuesday.
Tyr: Yeah, they over here, yo.
Oden: What is thi-
Frigg: [running into the hall, out of breath] Oden, you must come quickly. Balder has been killed. We believe it was the work of Loki the trickster!
Scene II
[Oden and tha gang walks from Gladsheim towards Frigg's home to mourn the fallen god]
Thor: Oden, do you ever feel like things drag on too long. Boring things that should be ended before they get too boring and idiotic? Do you ever feel-
Oden: Yes, I do. I'm familiar with that feeling. In fact . . .
[Ragnaröks]
//Marshall
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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