Name: Benny Peczek
Born: May 10, 1493
Home: Two desks--one at home and one at the office
Occupation: Vampire and video game developer
Internet Aliases: g00w
Interests: Sitting, lying down, playing video games, killing Alliance, RuneScape (more of an extention of my brain than a video game), role-playing games, vampire stuff, etc.
Rich?: Used to be, back in the 16th century
Body: Skinny and the hair around on my belly makes my t-shirt poke out in a funny way
Hair: The hair on my head keeps getting thinner and thinner, but I keep it long and black anyway. Growing old sucks if you want to look cool, goth, and vampiric.
Sandwich: Green
Site-Work: About a thousand times more than the other staff put together. Possibly with the exception of Comp. I've never seen him contribute with as much as he is right now. Scary.
Music: Metal mostly, but lots of other stuff as well.
Biography:
I was born on a farm in central Europe in the spring of 1493. I grew up selling [SOMETHING OFFENSIVE!] to Asia, and made myself a smaller fortune. I, however, blew all the money on the stock market, when Burn Stuff That Might be a Witch Ltd. all of a sudden lost all value, after sky rocketing for decades.
Out of sorrow, I fell into a sleep that lasted for decades. On February 13, 1984, I woke again to catch that one episode of M.A.S.H. where Alan drove the jeep into a ditch. It was hilarious and I decided not to go back to sleep.
I spent the next 16 years playing video games. Then I got engaged and screwed over, resulting in severe depression, which reminded me of those dark weeks in the 16th century when I lost everything. I felt. . .bad, so I went on a murdering spree to get rid of that horrible feeling. The government thought I was God, so they covered the actual event with a story saying those because of farmers with pitchforks. I'm now working as a video game developer while trying to hide my true identity as a mass murdering vampire from the 15th century.
//Benny
