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The Green Shell Archive

Episode 57 - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Kittens
Episode 56 - Barrel Roll 3
Episode 55 - Immune
Episode 54 - Golden Game
Episode 53 - Come Back
Episode 52 - Prophecy
Episode 51 - Barrel Roll 2
Episode 50 - Wrench
Episode 49 - Key
Episode 48 - Farsight
Episode 47 - Barrel Roll
Episode 46 - Overview
Episode 45 - Door Door
Episode 44 - Drowning Sorrows
Episode 43 - Coming Soon
Episode 42 - Hostage Situation
Episode 41 - Face-Off
Episode 40 - Gauntlet vs Rock
Episode 39 - Airport
Episode 38 - Regiment Line-Up
Episode 37 - A Day at the Track
Episode 36 - Prepped for Basement Action
Episode 35 - Still Head Shaped
Episode 34 - Head Shaped
Episode 33 - Eh...Broom?
Episode 32 - Graveyard Date
Episode 31 - Fresh Fish
Episode 30 - SHVAPEJ
Episode 29 - Furries
Episode 28 - Gnome
Episode 27 - Bee Allergies
Episode 26 - A War to the Past
Episode 25 - Optimus Antonym of Prime
Episode 24 - Hemipene
Episode 23 - Chao Garden
Episode 22 - Unwanted Tanooki Guest
Episode 21 - Crash Bandiwhore LOLZ
Episode 20 - Labyrinth 9
Episode 19 - Bzz!
Episode 18 - Milk
Episode 17 - Overdone?
Episode 16 - Swallow
Episode 15 - Unwanted Shoe Guest
Episode 14 - To Please a Pterodactyl
Episode 13 - Boo!
Episode 12 - Littering
Episode 11 - Smoking
Episode 10 - Pop
Episode 9 - Between Jobs
Episode 8 - Unwanted Guest
Episode 7 - Pest Control
Episode 6 - Stealth
Episode 5 - The Loss of a Hat
Episode 4 - Mario & Luigi at Home - 1996
Episode 3 - After 3v3
Episode 2 - 3v3
Episode 1 - Toad's Horrible Life

//Benny & Marshall

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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