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The Green Shell

Second to Hair, probably the best web comic around. By second best, I mean also sloppy and probably among the slightly worst.

Basically just a series of comics about a Green Koopa running a bar to which semi-random video game characters come in to bitch about their lives. While I've always wanted to make a video game comic (and once did! But it was boringerer than usual and a slight rip-off of 8-Bit Theater), this particular idea was a SIKK COLAB with Lewis from work. We had an annoying day and spent the lunch walking around the building talking about how much Toad's life must suck, and Lewis had the bar idea and making it into a web comic. About half a year later, I'm bored and make it into a web comic. I can also retro-fit some of Marshall's old MSPaint drawings, which is a bonus.

Pretty much all of the characters seen in these comics are taken from a variety of video games (I might put together a list at some point) and very few (only generic non-personality crap) characters are made up by us. Enjoy.

Click here for the first episode
//Benny & Marshall

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.