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BioShock 2

2010 2K Marin - 2K Games - XBoc 360

Culture Shocked

I hate to admit it, but I never finished playing the original Bioshock and perhaps this review would be a little bit different if I have completed it.

For a decent amount of time I've been hooked on multiplayer and sandbox games and haven't played a quality single player title. Bioshock 2 ended that decent amount of time.

Plot overview time! I'll try to go easy on the spoilers, but I'm sure I'll accidentally drop one or two. Unlike the first title of the series, the character you commandeer is a Big Daddy. If you played at least 30 or so minutes in the first, you know exactly what they are. It's a rather different theme, going from a plaything of the ultimate threat to being the ultimate threat. You crash and crush your way through Rapture to rescue or harvest the Little Sisters, similar to the first, but with a different ultimate goal in mind.

Cutting the bull and giving the game a 9/10 for gameplay. Weapon and plasmid selections run smoothly, controls had zero issues, and frustrating backtracking doesn't exist one bit. I'd like to give the game a 10, but I just feel like it was lacking something that I can't put my finger on.

Graphics, graphics, graphics. Sadly, I've only played this game on a very small 15" or so sized TV with minimal HD capabilities. Actually, I don't even know if it is HD even though it's somewhat advertised on its old box. I do remember the first being rather eye catching, and the atmosphere is maintained at a high level. Despite looking dumpy on my "television," I'll hand the game a 9/10.

The game was a bit more music to my eyes than it was to my ears. Sound and whatnot was done fairly well, but not exceptional. 7/10, I enjoyed it, but it didn't have huge flaws.

Replayability? Hardly any. The campaign doesn't vary from each gameplay, at least not in my eyes, so I have to give this category a poor rating. Also, I tried the multiplayer mode, an addition that wasn't present in the first title. I do love my online FPS, but god damn, it is atrocious. The motions are choppy, experience and gained weapons severely makes the matches lopsided and hitboxes don't seem to make sense. I considered giving this game a decent replay rating, just so the overall doesn't plummet, but man, the multiplayer is something that the game could've benefited from not having. Going to put it smack dab in the middle of the spectrum and give it a 5/10. Sorry Bioshock 2.

Again, being lazy on the wittiness and writing flair, so I'm coming right out and granting this a 9/10 in originality. Like I said before, how often do you get to be the beast and make the AI look foolish? How often do you get to play in the retro-futuristic world (Oh yeah, Fallout!)? And how often do you have nifty super powers that all do different stuff? The game also has a modified "hack" feature that looks like stopping the needle of a fuel gauge in green/blue areas that no longer pauses the game. This makes hacking sentries and bots more interesting in the midst of combat.

Ratings

Storyline: 9/10
Gameplay: 9/10
Graphics: 8/10
Sound: 7/10
Replayability: 5/10
Originality: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

//Nate

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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