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Screenshots - Rainbow Island: Bubble Bobble Part 2

1993 - Taito - NES


HES SO KEWT!1


The graphics have gone through a SEVERE update since part 1.


You go, Dino! Press that button! PRESS IT!


Those enemies are easy to kill.


Why aren't his arms falling to the ground, you might ask? Well, in the Land-where-dinosaurs-can-blow-bubbles-land-land, everything made of fire can be controlled by the owner of it, which includes the making them fly.


I'm standing right in front of the big thing blowing bubbles at him, but you can't tell 'cause NES-graphics are flashing. Damn you, flashing.


That's an odd enemy. And the background's red. ODDNESS PERFECTION.


The bubbles ALWAYS get stuck down there, and there's no fucking chance on Earth to get down there again. So you HAVE to wait for the white ghost to appear and kill you so that you can start down there again. I HATE that stage. It ruins a big part of the game.

//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.