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Screenshots - Balloon Fight
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1984 Nintendo - Nintendo - NES
A beautiful green landscape . . . filled with vicious bloodthirsty birds and lightbolt-spitting clouds! AAAHHH! . . . and a fish.
The more balloons you pop in the bonus-game, the more points you get. And you can pop your friend's balloons, too! Which is the best part, but you don't get points for it. Unless you keep your own special points on a piece of paper while playing. Which you should.
Take that, filthy bird! *Collects 750 points*
Uh oh! No balloons left! I'm a dead dude! Damn you, bird! DAMN YOU!
Look at my balloon fighter sizing his opponent up. Out of all the men I've seen with balloons strapped to their backs, this guy is the toughest.
You can have plenty of fun with the C-mode in this game. Just watch out for the fish and the lightning. Beating this game is a bitch. . .if at all possible. Wait, I think it is. Yeah, it is. I think. Meh, I can't remember now, but I'm fairly sure there was a goal at some point.
Review
//Benny
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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