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Screenshots - Chaos World

1991 Natsume - Natsume - NES


He's just stomping on the town's food supply... Haw haw haw.


Dusk on the world map. This game has a day/night system.


The battle screen. You hit fight and the battle progresses on its own. The end.


I like the floor of the churches.


Another battle screen. In this game I only named Barf.


Some town at night. Shops are closed, but some different people are outside sometimes.


A party select screen at a guild. This was from a little while ago, I think I have all of the characters now.


Another floor I like.


Dungeons thus far have been pretty plain mazes. I like the way they look but it wears off quickly.


You use churches to revive characters and they take half your gold. At this point I went back outside and wasted all my money on equipment so as to give the church ~150 gold instead of ~1700.


Sorry buddy that's when you stop!


This is what happens when you die.


SCARY MONSTERS (and super creeps)


Sweet!


This is the last boss. There is no "final dungeon." You collect some things, get the ultimate weapon, and go into the woods and find this mountain.


i got all my marks!!!!!!!


The mountain in the forest becomes this tree. OK!


This is that tree.


This is how you win at any boss ever. Elixirs revive+fullheal you.


FANCY.

//Marshall

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


Video of Awesomeness


Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.