1992 Lucasfilm Games - JVC Musical Industries, Inc. - NES
Out of the three heroes I could choose, this one seemed to be the least retarded.
He's fucking crap, though. The collision detection in this game is fucking horrible, too, which makes his headbutts even worse.
Now this is a real hero, Babewheels!
Look at her turn!
Oh no!
I selected Hammerface to be Babewheel's replacement, instead of Jet Headstrong and a monkey. This guy is even worse than telescopicheadfaceman. He can only hit enemies that stand right on him, and that's still with atrocious fucking collision detection and enemies that constantly jump around all over the place. The guy also walks in slow motion. I miss the days when games consisted of 0% balancing and 100% idiots.
The monkey is actually pretty decent. His bananas can be thrown in three different ways!
Only two streets to go!
I can power up?
Since the enemies here tend to spawn in one single spot, I figured Hammerface could be of some use. His main use was to soak up a lot of damage before he died.
Hurrah! The blimp is dead, so now we can go to the mall! Well done, superheroes.
Regardless of how fucking horrible this game truly is, it just turned awesome.
Banana throwing monkey versus robot dinosaur. Who will win?!
Surprise surprise.
//Benny
