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Screenshots - Getsu Fuuma Den

1987 - Konami - NES


Konami. Here comes a good game.


Here is our hero standing on a mountain of dirt and skulls. Here comes a good game, indeed.


Sweet.


Sweeeeet.


The background graphics in this game are great. This is not a good example of this.


This, on the other hand...


Staff meeting at konami hq, 1987 - "more skulls!"


That dragon head's about to shoot a fireball at me and that statue guy is about to throw a big rock at me and my sword level is so low!


They spent a lot more time on backgrounds that on sprites!


All right so most of the levels just have palette-swapped tiles. I'm not complaining.


The levels are all small and connected through an overworld map. Which means a lot of levels, you have to traverse multiple times, in different directions. SKULL.


Colors!


Near the end of the area on the world map, MORE SKULLS HAPPEN. Also you can get into little fight-levels when the monsters come at you.


This is one of those outdoor fight levels. That is a skeleton that throws bones at you in an arc. There are also skeletons with whips. Konami Konami.


"we r going 2 get u"


This is a bonus level in which dude throws money at me.


I wanted a pass. I wanted three actually.


This game has silly first-person dungeon sections that are really lame.


The rest of the game however is anything but lame.


ooh different tileset!


My kinda forest!


Yeah I'm doing a screw attack. In a place that looks quite Metroid-esque.


Final boss. Of course his arms are made of skulls.


I guess this is the evil leaving the island or w/t/f/e. Cool though.


A true Konami ending: the bad guy's hideout blows up.


Sweeeeeeeet.

//Marshall

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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