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Screenshots - Just Breed

1992 - Enix - NES


Someone put a lot of effort into that.


Oh crap, not again. If someone knows what I called myself, feel free to let me know.


This is not going to end well.


I think I've managed to get into the Equipment menu and am now equipping and unequipping something.


Staring at this guard for a minute did not move the plot forward.


I have managed to talk to the girl in the dress and now she's apparently getting kidnapped by a demon with a small head.


This is quite neat.


After having killed some rats, mushrooms, and mosquitos (and even managed to cast some healing spells!), I came across an old guy who breathes fire. At least I think it's fire.


Now his son is trying to bumrape me.


More rats and mushrooms to kill!


Oh fuck. Apparently I received a teleportation item. I cast it in combat and got to choose between two locations. Only I obviously had no clue what the hell I was choosing, so I just teleported myself back to the village I just came from and wasted what seems to have been a one-time teleport. Sweet.

//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.

May 23, 2010 - 11:57 GMT - Benny

Hell yeah, I've found Constructor! *Purchases*


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