1992 - Enix - NES

Someone put a lot of effort into that.

Oh crap, not again. If someone knows what I called myself, feel free to let me know.

This is not going to end well.

I think I've managed to get into the Equipment menu and am now equipping and unequipping something.

Staring at this guard for a minute did not move the plot forward.

I have managed to talk to the girl in the dress and now she's apparently getting kidnapped by a demon with a small head.

This is quite neat.

After having killed some rats, mushrooms, and mosquitos (and even managed to cast some healing spells!), I came across an old guy who breathes fire. At least I think it's fire.

Now his son is trying to bumrape me.

More rats and mushrooms to kill!

Oh fuck. Apparently I received a teleportation item. I cast it in combat and got to choose between two locations. Only I obviously had no clue what the hell I was choosing, so I just teleported myself back to the village I just came from and wasted what seems to have been a one-time teleport. Sweet.
//Benny