1990 Hudson Soft - NES
My first thought when I saw this, "in 2 minutes I'll be pissed off at this fucking piece of shit."
This didn't exactly look like what I had expected, this looked like something that could be fun.
Even though I'm facing an old guy whom, I think, would die by himself if I just left him alone for a minute or two, I must admit that this is fun. The only thing that makes it a bit not fun is the way you control Jackie in the air. I'm not sure why, but he seems to move too easily while jumping.
Take me to the stars on a small cloud, old man! GRID!
Run, Jackie, run! . . . Or turn around and punch the tiger in the face so that he will explode into a grey cloud of dust!
I better watch out for that invincible, flying, green nunchuk. A thought of mine; if there are INVINCIBLE enemies in a game, why aren't they in fucking control of the world, instead of the BEATABLE final boss? Because they're not smart enough to realise they're invincible, but still.
Flying green nunchuk, coming up!
Back spasms + Hockey goalie = DEATH!
What this statue boss has to do with anything is beyond my knowledge, but it was fun to beat him. Or her.
Molten lava was popular back in the late '80s and early '90s.
Jackie is happy. But what happy Jackie is not aware of is that the rock he is standing on is slowly falling apart and within two seconds he will be getting burned to death in the stream of lava that is closing in on him for some reason.
//Benny
