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Screenshots - Ufouria

1991 SunSoft - SunSoft - NES

Haha, I like how things look in this game.

I dislike Shades.

But he can jump very high!

HA HA HA BOP LOUIE CAN'T SWIM!

The cartoony faces look angry when they go to stomp.

Best boss EVAR.

Bop Louie seems to like to tell people who they are and what they can do.

My murderer.

Another wonderful boss.

A RIDDLE! HOW DO I GET PAST?

EUREEKA!

By the looks of it, he won't be remembering ANYTHING.

Haha, I wonder if they meant to do that.

. . . No comment.

. . . . . No comment.

This one had a body but after you beat the body he flies around. And drools.

I have to deliver this egg to that flying thing so it will let me grab its penis.

Haha, I just took this to remember.

I AM FEELING THREATENED!

Haha, they can't spell. What a bunch of loosers!

HOORAY.

Now that is a scary final boss..

Oh my god how will I ever beat this knight boss?! Impossible!!

Oh, haha! It's only a stupid cat. *Punch*

I like the random enemies.

Review

//Marshall

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.

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Video of Awesomeness

Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.