1987 Rare - Acclaim - NES
You start in the forest and end up in the castle. Why can't the stupid warrior just go across the fields to reach the castle? MAYB 2 SAVE ALL DA BITCHES?
Wohoo! I'm inside a tree fighting FURIOUS spiders.
Stupid furious spiders . . .
The bosses in this game are cool.
I saved a girl with obvious skin problems.
Oh no! Warrior's dagger is stuck in the blue rocks! Rage!
I'd dead and the big bat doesn't even care!
You can walk in the lava, but you'll lose Life. Which doesn't really matter since you've got an infinite amount of continues and you always get to keep playing from where you died. Unless it was a boss that killed you.
CRUNCH! I need 50 gems to enter the castle. Better start climbing the wall then . . .
Climbing the wall was a deadly mission.
There are lots of these hidden gem-rooms in the game. BENNY LIKES
The Fall Feather allows you to hover in the air. FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. Crunch! Look out for the flying demon, warrior! Warrior: "LALALALA! *Hovers* *Dies*"
Biggest boss ever. EVER.