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Screenshots - Wizards & Warriors

1987 Rare - Acclaim - NES

You start in the forest and end up in the castle. Why can't the stupid warrior just go across the fields to reach the castle? MAYB 2 SAVE ALL DA BITCHES?

Wohoo! I'm inside a tree fighting FURIOUS spiders.

Stupid furious spiders . . .

The bosses in this game are cool.

I saved a girl with obvious skin problems.

Oh no! Warrior's dagger is stuck in the blue rocks! Rage!

I'd dead and the big bat doesn't even care!

You can walk in the lava, but you'll lose Life. Which doesn't really matter since you've got an infinite amount of continues and you always get to keep playing from where you died. Unless it was a boss that killed you.

CRUNCH! I need 50 gems to enter the castle. Better start climbing the wall then . . .

Climbing the wall was a deadly mission.

There are lots of these hidden gem-rooms in the game. BENNY LIKES

The Fall Feather allows you to hover in the air. FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. Crunch! Look out for the flying demon, warrior! Warrior: "LALALALA! *Hovers* *Dies*"

Biggest boss ever. EVER.

//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.

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Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.