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Console Wars
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The "Console Wars" suck! There should just be one standard system and all the companies release games on that . . . And it should also be cheap . . . I'm talking 5 bucks per game. And there should be a whole lot of really really bad games that nobody knows about until 10 years later when everyone's emulating that standard system. "Haha, anyone could make a game on this system, that's so stupid! Rex Ronan 2? What the hell!" And also, all of the games will come with more stuff, like free T shirts and bumper stickers. Not hats, though, because hats are for idiots and homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with hats, or idiots, or even homosexuals. I'm just stating the fact that hats are only for idiots and homosexuals, and therefore hats should not come with the games (Which still cost $5 even with the extra goodies). And that standard system would have a bunch of classic games remade to be decent new games, and you'd only have to buy one 20 dollar system and a few 5 dollar games, T shirts, coffee mugs, and LEGO sets. And they should make more 2D games. They could make some really long games, too . . . Imagine Super Mario Bros. 3 style graphics on a DVD, because SMB3 is already long as hell and it's on an NES cart.
That's why the "Console Wars" suck, I say. Now, if someone were to buy me a PS2, GC, and X-Box, my opinions might change . . . And I'd probably play the new Ninja Gaiden game all day, even if it sucks, and doesn't come with a "Ryu eats Bread" T shirt.
Source: Hamtaro? What the hell is Hamtaro?
//Marshall
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