Before the release of the XBox, about a year ago, Microsoft seemed to enjoy to describe the XBox's power as strong enough to control a satellite. But 99 per cent of the gamers in the world had no idea what kind of power was needed to do so, and none of them had anything close to an idea of how this was going to make them happier. But now Microsoft has answered all of their questions.
In February, 2003, Microsoft will release their second biggest (not size-wise) XBox product ever (almost as big as their malfunctioning online-features), the Satellite control-station. The station consists of a DVD and a tiny parabolic antenna. The DVD is as big as any other DVDs and the parabolic antenna is about 4 feet high (not much bigger than the XBox!) and weighing 200 lbs.
The satellite station, or MS Satellite Station as Microsoft prefers to call it, is described as a multiplayer game where players from all over the world can take control over a satellite and try to kill all other satellites with it. There will also be a web site, filled with errors, to show rankings and such. But the point-system is a bit messed up at the moment due to fact that satellite owners refuse to install XBox-chips in their satellites to keep count of how many other satellites it has crashed into. But Microsoft plans on solving this problem by adding a big side-station to the XBox that has no function but to increase the size of the console with 300 per cent.
The controls in MS Satellite Station are quite simples, and here is a picture to describe them:
As you see, this game is quite simple to learn how to control, and as an extra feature you will be able to add your own "naked girl" or "girl in bikin" logo to the satellites using a program that has not been tested yet. The negative thing about the naked girls is that it puts an age-limit on the game, so no one under seven years old is allowed to buy it.
MS Satellite Station will be released in America and Japan during February, 2003, and will be available in Europe around October, 2034.
